Colección de iceroro

PasivaFirst Day. +3 DEF: no one dares yell at him.

PasivaTilt. +10 ATK, −10 DEF, and it's the RNG's fault.

PasivaJust One More. +5 DEF per turn. Said he was quitting three hours ago.

PasivaSeen at 3:12 AM. Can't be targeted on turn one. Nobody knows he's there.

PasivaCoffee. +1 ATK and +1 DEF per turn. Paid in Chatty Coins, so unpaid.

PasivaHealing Word (beta). Restores 5 DEF to an ally. Sometimes the wrong one.

PasivaHomemade Trap. The first attack on him loses 5 ATK. He falls in half the time.

PasivaDrinks on Me. +2 ATK to your characters. They'll regret it tomorrow.

PasivaBuy Feature. Skip a turn for +15 ATK. Bonus pays 2x. As always.

PasivaTeen Angst. +2 ATK vs Gobballs. Doesn't want to end up like his dad.

PasivaSpeedrun. Attacks twice if its ATK is the lowest. Overcompensating.

PasivaSticky. Opponent loses 2 DEF. And a bit of dignity.

PasivaBzzz. +3 damage per attack. Unbearable at 3 AM.

PasivaSquad Up. +2 ATK per Piwi in play. Solo, it cries.

PasivaShell. +5 DEF on turn one. Then it panics.

PasivaBrittle Bones. Comes back once with 10 DEF. Doesn't know he's dead.

PasivaNo Hugs. Attacker takes 3 damage back.

PasivaClingy. +2 DEF per dog in play. Ate the PC cable.

PasivaHidden Value. Random ATK from 5 to 25. Always 5.

PasivaChaos. Swaps its ATK and DEF. Without warning.

PasivaBack at Night. Comes back once with 5 ATK. Like your ex.

PasivaCosmic Milk. +3 DEF to your units. Abducted 14 times, doesn't care.

PasivaTractor Beam. Steals 3 DEF. Still can't milk a cow.

PasivaKaboom. Deals 5 damage when it leaves play. Do not chew.

PasivaGlitter. +3 ATK to an ally card. The fairy dust is from a dollar store.

PasivaGrowth Spurt. +1 ATK per turn. His parents say it's a phase.

PasivaSwarm. +1 ATK per Mini-Chatty in play. Who knows where they're from.

PasivaWinning Ticket. One in three chance to survive. Statistically: no.

PasivaSurprise. Reveal a card from the opponent's hand. It was socks.

EfectoReplay your last card. Free, but you'll pay anyway.

EfectoYour weakest card gets +5 DEF. "Just 10 cents, for science."

EfectoA card attacks twice but loses 5 DEF. Lose faster, sleep sooner.

EfectoYour cards attack on their own for 2 turns. You went to make pasta.

EfectoDeals 8 damage. To the knee.

EfectoAn enemy card can't attack for 1 turn. It can still sulk.

EfectoEnemy attacks lose 5 ATK this turn. Type. More. Slowly.

EfectoAll your cards get +2 DEF. Nobody wins the raffle, but it's raining.

EfectoYour cards get +5 ATK and lose 5 DEF. Nobody has a voice left.

Efecto−5 ATK to an enemy card. KEKW KEKW KEKW.

BonoRigged Luck. Reroll a result. Nobody saw a thing.

BonoBoost. +5 ATK for one turn. Your heart, less so.

BonoComfort. Costs more than your desk.

BonoNourishing. Restores 3 DEF per turn. Rock hard since 2004.

BonoRecall. Returns a card to your hand. Also, call your mom back.

BonoTraining. Beats nothing. Barely.

BonoTrade. Swap a card from your hand. The kamas got blown on a Dragoturkey.

BonoPre-Chewed. +2 ATK to dogs.

BonoFishing. Draw a unit. Usually an old boot.

BonoAlmost Lucky. Reroll a failed draw. The fourth leaf fell off.

BonoThree in a Row. +5 ATK if you have three. You have two. Always two.

PasivaMax Bet. Doubles its ATK, halves its DEF. “I'll win it all back next spin.”

PasivaNo More Bets. Blocks enemy spells for a turn. Red hits 12 times, you bet black.

PasivaSecond Sight. Peek at the enemy's next card. Never saw your losses coming.

PasivaPole Position. Attacks first. Never brakes.

PasivaVault. His DEF never drops below 30. Nor do his fees.

PasivaFlight. Ignores its first target's DEF. Floats. Never works.

PasivaIllusion. Dodges the first attack. Or was that an illusion?

PasivaTickets, Please. The opponent loses 3 ATK. Nobody has a ticket.

EfectoReplay a card's attack. Same result, but with hope.

EfectoThe opponent skips their next turn. Time is money (lost).

EfectoAll your cards attack this turn. The podium is rigged. Just kidding.

EfectoDraw 2 cards. All of chat clicks at once.

BonoRed or Black. At random: +10 or −10 ATK. We don't talk about green.

BonoSpin. A small bonus each turn. Way too loud on the subway.

BonoGelano. Ignores one attack, once. Bit sticky on the fingers.

BonoTreasure. Draw a card when it leaves play. The chest is empty, but pretty.

BonoScream. +3 ATK to Community cards. Clips on every big win.

PasivaEn Garde. Replays the round if it loses by less than 5. “Rematch!”

PasivaPlatinum. +5 to all stats while you lead. Wagered a house for this badge.

PasivaLevel Up. +5 ATK and +5 DEF after a win. 8-bit music included.

PasivaTsunami. −5 ATK to all enemy units. Gets everyone wet.

BonoSpin It. At random: +20 ATK, +20 DEF or zilch. Mostly zilch.