Colección de iceroro

PasivaFirst Day. +3 DEF: no one dares yell at him.

PasivaNot Biting. +3 ATK every turn nothing happens. He's used to it.

PasivaTilt. +10 ATK, −10 DEF, and it's the RNG's fault.

PasivaJust One More. +5 DEF per turn. Said he was quitting three hours ago.

PasivaSeen at 3:12 AM. Can't be targeted on turn one. Nobody knows he's there.

PasivaCoffee. +1 ATK and +1 DEF per turn. Paid in Chatty Coins, so unpaid.

PasivaThink? Never.. Attacks first. Never reads passives, not even his own.

PasivaMyopic. +5 ATK vs units. Misses one in three: it's the lag.

PasivaHealing Word (beta). Restores 5 DEF to an ally. Sometimes the wrong one.

PasivaHomemade Trap. The first attack on him loses 5 ATK. He falls in half the time.

PasivaDrinks on Me. +2 ATK to your characters. They'll regret it tomorrow.

PasivaPremium Service. +3 DEF to the next card. Tipping is mandatory.

PasivaBuy Feature. Skip a turn for +15 ATK. Bonus pays 2x. As always.

PasivaTeen Angst. +2 ATK vs Gobballs. Doesn't want to end up like his dad.

PasivaSpeedrun. Attacks twice if its ATK is the lowest. Overcompensating.

PasivaSticky. Opponent loses 2 DEF. And a bit of dignity.

PasivaWeb. Target unit can't attack next turn: it's stuck in its notifs.

PasivaBzzz. +3 damage per attack. Unbearable at 3 AM.

PasivaSquad Up. +2 ATK per Piwi in play. Solo, it cries.

PasivaShell. +5 DEF on turn one. Then it panics.

PasivaBrittle Bones. Comes back once with 10 DEF. Doesn't know he's dead.

PasivaNo Hugs. Attacker takes 3 damage back.

PasivaSmall Win. +1 ATK per cherry in play. Pays 0.2x the bet, but with a smile.

PasivaClingy. +2 DEF per dog in play. Ate the PC cable.

PasivaHidden Value. Random ATK from 5 to 25. Always 5.

PasivaChaos. Swaps its ATK and DEF. Without warning.

PasivaBack at Night. Comes back once with 5 ATK. Like your ex.

PasivaCosmic Milk. +3 DEF to your units. Abducted 14 times, doesn't care.

PasivaTractor Beam. Steals 3 DEF. Still can't milk a cow.

PasivaKaboom. Deals 5 damage when it leaves play. Do not chew.

PasivaGlitter. +3 ATK to an ally card. The fairy dust is from a dollar store.

PasivaGrowth Spurt. +1 ATK per turn. His parents say it's a phase.

PasivaCoupling. +3 ATK per wagon in play. Always late.

PasivaSwarm. +1 ATK per Mini-Chatty in play. Who knows where they're from.

PasivaWinning Ticket. One in three chance to survive. Statistically: no.

PasivaSurprise. Reveal a card from the opponent's hand. It was socks.

PasivaSlow Mode. The opponent only attacks every other turn. Beep boop, no links.

EfectoReplay your last card. Free, but you'll pay anyway.

EfectoDiscard a card, draw one. Everything drops, except the wins.

EfectoNothing happens. Truly nothing. Admire the void.

Efecto+5 ATK to a card this turn. Less than the bet, but it flashes.

EfectoYour weakest card gets +5 DEF. "Just 10 cents, for science."

EfectoA card attacks twice but loses 5 DEF. Lose faster, sleep sooner.

EfectoYour cards attack on their own for 2 turns. You went to make pasta.

EfectoRestores 10 DEF to a card. A magic kiss, basically.

EfectoDeals 8 damage. To the knee.

EfectoAn enemy card can't attack for 1 turn. It can still sulk.

EfectoEnemy attacks lose 5 ATK this turn. Type. More. Slowly.

EfectoAll your cards get +2 DEF. Nobody wins the raffle, but it's raining.

Efecto+3 ATK, +3 DEF to a card. See you tomorrow. And the day after.

EfectoLook at the last 3 cards played. And cry a little.

EfectoBoth players get +5 DEF. Nobody means it.

EfectoEnemy cards lose 2 ATK. And 40 people leave the server.

EfectoYour cards get +5 ATK and lose 5 DEF. Nobody has a voice left.

Efecto−5 ATK to an enemy card. KEKW KEKW KEKW.

EfectoRemove one of your cards: opponent loses 10 DEF. The controller didn't make it.

BonoSmall Bet. "I bet small, it's just for fun."

BonoRigged Luck. Reroll a result. Nobody saw a thing.

BonoShiny. Nothing special, but it's pretty. Not edible.

BonoHot Mic. +2 ATK to mascots. Everyone can hear you breathing.

BonoSpectator. Watches, comments, never plays.

BonoBoost. +5 ATK for one turn. Your heart, less so.

BonoMore RGB. More RGB, more skill. It's science.

BonoComfort. Costs more than your desk.

BonoNourishing. Restores 3 DEF per turn. Rock hard since 2004.

BonoRecall. Returns a card to your hand. Also, call your mom back.

BonoCozy. +2 DEF to Gobballs. They want their wool back.

BonoTraining. Beats nothing. Barely.

BonoTrade. Swap a card from your hand. The kamas got blown on a Dragoturkey.

Bonox2. Doubles another item's bonus. Only drops on dead spins.

BonoPre-Chewed. +2 ATK to dogs.

BonoFishing. Draw a unit. Usually an old boot.

BonoAlmost Lucky. Reroll a failed draw. The fourth leaf fell off.

BonoDing. +1 ATK to your symbols. Ding. Ding. Zip.

BonoThree in a Row. +5 ATK if you have three. You have two. Always two.