Colección de axxrob

PasivaFirst Day. +3 DEF: no one dares yell at him.

PasivaNot Biting. +3 ATK every turn nothing happens. He's used to it.

PasivaJust One More. +5 DEF per turn. Said he was quitting three hours ago.

PasivaBuy Feature. Skip a turn for +15 ATK. Bonus pays 2x. As always.

PasivaTeen Angst. +2 ATK vs Gobballs. Doesn't want to end up like his dad.

PasivaSpeedrun. Attacks twice if its ATK is the lowest. Overcompensating.

PasivaRoots. Can't be moved. Or reasoned with.

PasivaSquad Up Too. +2 DEF per Piwi in play. Solo, it cries too.

PasivaBrittle Bones. Comes back once with 10 DEF. Doesn't know he's dead.

PasivaSmall Win. +1 ATK per cherry in play. Pays 0.2x the bet, but with a smile.

PasivaTumble. Goes again if it wins its fight. It rarely does.

PasivaHidden Value. Random ATK from 5 to 25. Always 5.

PasivaCosmic Milk. +3 DEF to your units. Abducted 14 times, doesn't care.

PasivaTractor Beam. Steals 3 DEF. Still can't milk a cow.

PasivaSplits. Leaves a 5/5 mini-slime on leaving play. Endless, like ads.

PasivaCoupling. +3 ATK per wagon in play. Always late.

PasivaWinning Ticket. One in three chance to survive. Statistically: no.

PasivaSurprise. Reveal a card from the opponent's hand. It was socks.

EfectoDiscard a card, draw one. Everything drops, except the wins.

EfectoNothing happens. Truly nothing. Admire the void.

Efecto+5 ATK to a card this turn. Less than the bet, but it flashes.

EfectoYour cards attack on their own for 2 turns. You went to make pasta.

EfectoRestores 10 DEF to a card. A magic kiss, basically.

EfectoDeals 8 damage. To the knee.

EfectoAn enemy card skips its next turn. Feels like Monday morning.

Efecto+8 ATK and −4 DEF to a card. The Iop is happy.

EfectoAn enemy card can't attack for 1 turn. It can still sulk.

EfectoLook at the last 3 cards played. And cry a little.

EfectoYour cards get +5 ATK and lose 5 DEF. Nobody has a voice left.

EfectoRemove one of your cards: opponent loses 10 DEF. The controller didn't make it.

BonoSmall Bet. "I bet small, it's just for fun."

BonoStepping Up. Fun just got serious.

BonoRigged Luck. Reroll a result. Nobody saw a thing.

BonoIncomplete. Draw a card on entering play. The ace of spades is missing.

BonoTicket. 1 in 10 chance to draw a card. 9 in 10 chance of nothing.

BonoSpectator. Watches, comments, never plays.

BonoBoost. +5 ATK for one turn. Your heart, less so.

BonoComfort. Costs more than your desk.

BonoNourishing. Restores 3 DEF per turn. Rock hard since 2004.

BonoRecall. Returns a card to your hand. Also, call your mom back.

BonoTrade. Swap a card from your hand. The kamas got blown on a Dragoturkey.

Bonox2. Doubles another item's bonus. Only drops on dead spins.

BonoFishing. Draw a unit. Usually an old boot.

BonoAlmost Lucky. Reroll a failed draw. The fourth leaf fell off.

BonoThree in a Row. +5 ATK if you have three. You have two. Always two.

PasivaPole Position. Attacks first. Never brakes.

PasivaBloom. +5 ATK to a fairy. Allergic to pollen, ironically.

PasivaBite. +5 ATK vs units. Half dog, half kangaroo, 100% trouble.

PasivaDeep Roots. +10 DEF when it doesn't move. It never moves.

PasivaMount. An allied card gets +5 ATK and attacks first. Costs a kidney to breed.

PasivaFlight. Ignores its first target's DEF. Floats. Never works.

PasivaCascade. Plays again if it wins a fight. Goes “blop”.

PasivaEight Arms. Attacks two units. Could do eight, can't be bothered.

EfectoPay 10 DEF: draw 2 cards. The bonus pays 0.5x. Classic.

EfectoReplay a card's attack. Same result, but with hope.

EfectoA card's ATK counts 1.5x. The x5 lands on a $0.20 spin.

EfectoDraw 2 cards. All of chat clicks at once.

EfectoYour Chatty cards gain +3 ATK. ALL IN CAPS.

EfectoSummon two 5/5 viewers. They type “first” and leave.

EfectoA card about to lose gains +10 DEF. “That was almost a max win.”

BonoExpanding. The bonus expands to a nearby card. The whole book is one symbol.

BonoSet Bonus. +3 DEF with the Gobball Cape. Very 2004.

BonoSet Bonus. +3 ATK with the Gobball Headgear. Itchy.

BonoGelano. Ignores one attack, once. Bit sticky on the fingers.

BonoFace Cam. Immune to traps. Everyone sees your bonus face.

PasivaEn Garde. Replays the round if it loses by less than 5. “Rematch!”

PasivaEclipse. Swaps two cards' ATK. With style.

PasivaWanted. Attacks first vs characters. His bounty is worth less than his losses.

PasivaCollect. Takes half an allied unit's ATK. Collects everything. Even your sandwiches.

PasivaThe Law. The opponent plays one spell per turn. Never read the law himself.

PasivaCelestial Sword. Deals 10 damage to two cards. Then forgets why.

EfectoYour strongest card doubles its ATK this turn. Demo mode only.

EfectoYour cards keep bonuses for 3 turns. Three respins, zero coins.

EfectoRestores a card's full DEF. Good as new, almost.

EfectoA card out of play comes back at random. The draw is provably fair. You still lost.

BonoHigh roller. +5 ATK to High Rollers. "Okay, one last spin."

BonoBounce. The bonus lands on a random card. Always in the middle, on the x0.5.

BonoVitality. +10 DEF to the holder. Green as you after a dead spin.

BonoSwiftness. The holder attacks first. Months of farming for that.

EfectoShuffles every card in play. Ogrest's been crying again.