Colección de Kris59kris

PasivaTilt. +10 ATK, −10 DEF, and it's the RNG's fault.

PasivaJust One More. +5 DEF per turn. Said he was quitting three hours ago.

PasivaCoffee. +1 ATK and +1 DEF per turn. Paid in Chatty Coins, so unpaid.

PasivaThink? Never.. Attacks first. Never reads passives, not even his own.

PasivaMyopic. +5 ATK vs units. Misses one in three: it's the lag.

PasivaHealing Word (beta). Restores 5 DEF to an ally. Sometimes the wrong one.

PasivaPremium Service. +3 DEF to the next card. Tipping is mandatory.

PasivaNo Sneakers. Enemy units lose 3 ATK. Turned Chatty away twice.

PasivaBuy Feature. Skip a turn for +15 ATK. Bonus pays 2x. As always.

PasivaPremium Wool. +3 DEF per Gobball in play. Alone, it's useless. Like a sock.

PasivaTeen Angst. +2 ATK vs Gobballs. Doesn't want to end up like his dad.

PasivaSticky. Opponent loses 2 DEF. And a bit of dignity.

PasivaWeb. Target unit can't attack next turn: it's stuck in its notifs.

PasivaSquad Up. +2 ATK per Piwi in play. Solo, it cries.

PasivaSpores. −2 ATK to all enemy units. Do not eat.

PasivaNibbler. Steals 2 ATK from a card. And a cawwot.

PasivaRock. Immune to spells on turn one. Immune to jokes, always.

PasivaBrittle Bones. Comes back once with 10 DEF. Doesn't know he's dead.

PasivaNo Hugs. Attacker takes 3 damage back.

PasivaSmall Win. +1 ATK per cherry in play. Pays 0.2x the bet, but with a smile.

PasivaHidden Value. Random ATK from 5 to 25. Always 5.

PasivaCosmic Milk. +3 DEF to your units. Abducted 14 times, doesn't care.

PasivaTractor Beam. Steals 3 DEF. Still can't milk a cow.

PasivaInk. Enemy attacks miss half the time. The other half, he inked himself.

PasivaSplits. Leaves a 5/5 mini-slime on leaving play. Endless, like ads.

PasivaGrowth Spurt. +1 ATK per turn. His parents say it's a phase.

PasivaCoupling. +3 ATK per wagon in play. Always late.

PasivaSwarm. +1 ATK per Mini-Chatty in play. Who knows where they're from.

PasivaSpam. The opponent loses 2 DEF per turn. He's still mid-sentence.

PasivaWinning Ticket. One in three chance to survive. Statistically: no.

PasivaSurprise. Reveal a card from the opponent's hand. It was socks.

PasivaSlow Mode. The opponent only attacks every other turn. Beep boop, no links.

EfectoDiscard a card, draw one. Everything drops, except the wins.

EfectoYour weakest card gets +5 DEF. "Just 10 cents, for science."

EfectoA card attacks twice but loses 5 DEF. Lose faster, sleep sooner.

EfectoRepeats a played spell's effect. Happens once a year.

EfectoRestores 10 DEF to a card. A magic kiss, basically.

EfectoDeals 8 damage. To the knee.

EfectoAn enemy card skips its next turn. Feels like Monday morning.

Efecto+8 ATK and −4 DEF to a card. The Iop is happy.

EfectoAn enemy card can't attack for 1 turn. It can still sulk.

EfectoEnemy attacks lose 5 ATK this turn. Type. More. Slowly.

EfectoAll your cards get +2 DEF. Nobody wins the raffle, but it's raining.

EfectoLook at the last 3 cards played. And cry a little.

EfectoBoth players get +5 DEF. Nobody means it.

EfectoEnemy cards lose 2 ATK. And 40 people leave the server.

Efecto−5 ATK to an enemy card. KEKW KEKW KEKW.

EfectoRemove one of your cards: opponent loses 10 DEF. The controller didn't make it.

EfectoCancels the next enemy spell. No, your "free coins" link won't get through.

BonoStepping Up. Fun just got serious.

BonoRigged Luck. Reroll a result. Nobody saw a thing.

BonoTicket. 1 in 10 chance to draw a card. 9 in 10 chance of nothing.

BonoShiny. Nothing special, but it's pretty. Not edible.

BonoHot Mic. +2 ATK to mascots. Everyone can hear you breathing.

BonoBoost. +5 ATK for one turn. Your heart, less so.

BonoMore RGB. More RGB, more skill. It's science.

BonoComfort. Costs more than your desk.

BonoNourishing. Restores 3 DEF per turn. Rock hard since 2004.

BonoRecall. Returns a card to your hand. Also, call your mom back.

BonoCozy. +2 DEF to Gobballs. They want their wool back.

BonoLight. The bearer attacks first. The Piwi is in mourning.

Bonox2. Doubles another item's bonus. Only drops on dead spins.

BonoFishing. Draw a unit. Usually an old boot.

BonoLucky Charm. Wins ties. Only works in demo mode.

BonoAlmost Lucky. Reroll a failed draw. The fourth leaf fell off.

BonoDing. +1 ATK to your symbols. Ding. Ding. Zip.

PasivaHeist. Steals 5 ATK from a card. Leaves a sorry note.

PasivaNo More Bets. Blocks enemy spells for a turn. Red hits 12 times, you bet black.

PasivaSecond Sight. Peek at the enemy's next card. Never saw your losses coming.

PasivaVault. His DEF never drops below 30. Nor do his fees.

PasivaMoonlight. +5 DEF at night. Sleeps by day, like all of chat.

PasivaBloom. +5 ATK to a fairy. Allergic to pollen, ironically.

PasivaLive Now. +3 ATK per Community card. “Not financial advice.”

PasivaGuardian. On turn one, attacks target it first. Barks at the mailman.

PasivaDark Wool. +5 ATK at night. Metalhead.

PasivaCharge. +3 ATK per Gobball. Promoted because he had a helmet.

PasivaDeep Roots. +10 DEF when it doesn't move. It never moves.

PasivaMount. An allied card gets +5 ATK and attacks first. Costs a kidney to breed.

PasivaMystery. Its ATK is revealed on attack (5 to 40). Spoiler: 5.

PasivaFlight. Ignores its first target's DEF. Floats. Never works.

PasivaEight Arms. Attacks two units. Could do eight, can't be bothered.

PasivaBite. Steals 5 DEF. Vegan on weekends.

PasivaQuest. +5 ATK if holding an item. 8 bits, 0 fear.

PasivaTickets, Please. The opponent loses 3 ATK. Nobody has a ticket.

EfectoPay 10 DEF: draw 2 cards. The bonus pays 0.5x. Classic.

Efecto+10 ATK to a card. Super for who, exactly?

EfectoReplay a card's attack. Same result, but with hope.

EfectoIf you've played 3 Scatters, go again. The third never lands.

EfectoDeals 8 damage to two cards. And the map.

EfectoAll your cards attack this turn. The podium is rigged. Just kidding.

EfectoOne card from each side faces off. The loser will blame luck.

EfectoSummon two 5/5 viewers. They type “first” and leave.

BonoRed or Black. At random: +10 or −10 ATK. We don't talk about green.

BonoSpin. A small bonus each turn. Way too loud on the subway.

BonoExpanding. The bonus expands to a nearby card. The whole book is one symbol.

BonoSet Bonus. +3 ATK with the Gobball Headgear. Itchy.

BonoSharp. +2 ATK vs plants. Evil Dandelions fear it.

BonoGelano. Ignores one attack, once. Bit sticky on the fingers.

BonoGold Rank. +2 ATK to characters. Shiny, pays nothing.

BonoTreasure. Draw a card when it leaves play. The chest is empty, but pretty.

BonoScream. +3 ATK to Community cards. Clips on every big win.

BonoFace Cam. Immune to traps. Everyone sees your bonus face.

PasivaCurse. −5 DEF to an enemy card each turn. No book, just bandages.

PasivaFrenzy. +10 ATK when a card leaves play. Smells losses a mile away.

PasivaTsunami. −5 ATK to all enemy units. Gets everyone wet.

PasivaFull Steam. +5 ATK per carriage. Three hours late, but in neon.

EfectoYour strongest card doubles its ATK this turn. Demo mode only.

EfectoA card turns invisible for 2 turns. Just like your balance.

EfectoRestores a card's full DEF. Good as new, almost.

EfectoA card out of play comes back at random. The draw is provably fair. You still lost.

EfectoRemoves an enemy card of rare or lower. Reason: "vibes".

BonoSpin It. At random: +20 ATK, +20 DEF or zilch. Mostly zilch.

BonoMinesweeper. +15 ATK, 1 in 4 chance to lose the card. You click anyway.

BonoVitality. +10 DEF to the holder. Green as you after a dead spin.

BonoSwiftness. The holder attacks first. Months of farming for that.

BonoGlyph. Blocks the first attack. The Feca is proud, let him be.

BonoPot. The winner of the next fight gets +10 ATK. 10% goes up in smoke.

PasivaWild Card. Copies a card's ATK and DEF. Laughs at your expense.

PasivaEternal Night. +10 ATK to your night units. Sleeps in a velvet coffin.

PasivaTwins. +10 ATK if Flora or Luna is in play. They fight over the remote.

PasivaCount's Clock. The enemy skips every other turn. His clock runs 10 minutes fast, on purpose.

PasivaHidden Treasure. Draws one item a turn. Keeps it all. Lends nothing.

PasivaRoots. Roots a card for 2 turns. Sad, but effective.

PasivaLabyrinth. +15 ATK on the first turn. Never finds the exit.

PasivaGiant Mystery. ATK revealed on attack (20 to 80). The teeth, though, are very real.

PasivaStampede. +5 ATK per allied unit. Golden, but never pays.

PasivaAbduction. Removes an enemy common unit. Returns the cows on Monday.

EfectoWhile you win, play again. You'll play again once.

EfectoA card's ATK is doubled. The x100 landed on a $0.00 spin.

EfectoYour night cards get +10 ATK and +10 DEF. Someone switched off the sun.

EfectoShuffles every card in play. Ogrest's been crying again.

BonoCrimson Rage. +10 ATK each time its holder is hit. The more you hit, the happier he gets.

BonoGrows. +2 ATK per turn, no limit. Always hits someone else.

BonoObsidian. The highest rank. Nobody has it. Nobody.