Colección de Kayro187

PasivaFirst Day. +3 DEF: no one dares yell at him.

PasivaNot Biting. +3 ATK every turn nothing happens. He's used to it.

PasivaTilt. +10 ATK, −10 DEF, and it's the RNG's fault.

PasivaJust One More. +5 DEF per turn. Said he was quitting three hours ago.

PasivaSeen at 3:12 AM. Can't be targeted on turn one. Nobody knows he's there.

PasivaCoffee. +1 ATK and +1 DEF per turn. Paid in Chatty Coins, so unpaid.

PasivaThink? Never.. Attacks first. Never reads passives, not even his own.

PasivaMyopic. +5 ATK vs units. Misses one in three: it's the lag.

PasivaHealing Word (beta). Restores 5 DEF to an ally. Sometimes the wrong one.

PasivaHomemade Trap. The first attack on him loses 5 ATK. He falls in half the time.

PasivaDrinks on Me. +2 ATK to your characters. They'll regret it tomorrow.

PasivaPremium Service. +3 DEF to the next card. Tipping is mandatory.

PasivaNo Sneakers. Enemy units lose 3 ATK. Turned Chatty away twice.

PasivaBuy Feature. Skip a turn for +15 ATK. Bonus pays 2x. As always.

PasivaNight Session. +5 ATK from midnight to 6 AM. No one sleeps on this Discord.

PasivaPremium Wool. +3 DEF per Gobball in play. Alone, it's useless. Like a sock.

PasivaTeen Angst. +2 ATK vs Gobballs. Doesn't want to end up like his dad.

PasivaSpeedrun. Attacks twice if its ATK is the lowest. Overcompensating.

PasivaSticky. Opponent loses 2 DEF. And a bit of dignity.

PasivaRoots. Can't be moved. Or reasoned with.

PasivaWeb. Target unit can't attack next turn: it's stuck in its notifs.

PasivaSquad Up. +2 ATK per Piwi in play. Solo, it cries.

PasivaSquad Up Too. +2 DEF per Piwi in play. Solo, it cries too.

PasivaSpores. −2 ATK to all enemy units. Do not eat.

PasivaNibbler. Steals 2 ATK from a card. And a cawwot.

PasivaShell. +5 DEF on turn one. Then it panics.

PasivaRock. Immune to spells on turn one. Immune to jokes, always.

PasivaBrittle Bones. Comes back once with 10 DEF. Doesn't know he's dead.

PasivaSmall Win. +1 ATK per cherry in play. Pays 0.2x the bet, but with a smile.

PasivaTumble. Goes again if it wins its fight. It rarely does.

PasivaClingy. +2 DEF per dog in play. Ate the PC cable.

PasivaChaos. Swaps its ATK and DEF. Without warning.

PasivaBack at Night. Comes back once with 5 ATK. Like your ex.

PasivaCosmic Milk. +3 DEF to your units. Abducted 14 times, doesn't care.

PasivaTractor Beam. Steals 3 DEF. Still can't milk a cow.

PasivaInk. Enemy attacks miss half the time. The other half, he inked himself.

PasivaKaboom. Deals 5 damage when it leaves play. Do not chew.

PasivaSplits. Leaves a 5/5 mini-slime on leaving play. Endless, like ads.

PasivaGrowth Spurt. +1 ATK per turn. His parents say it's a phase.

PasivaCoupling. +3 ATK per wagon in play. Always late.

PasivaSwarm. +1 ATK per Mini-Chatty in play. Who knows where they're from.

PasivaWinning Ticket. One in three chance to survive. Statistically: no.

PasivaSurprise. Reveal a card from the opponent's hand. It was socks.

PasivaSlow Mode. The opponent only attacks every other turn. Beep boop, no links.

EfectoNothing happens. Truly nothing. Admire the void.

Efecto+5 ATK to a card this turn. Less than the bet, but it flashes.

EfectoYour weakest card gets +5 DEF. "Just 10 cents, for science."

EfectoA card attacks twice but loses 5 DEF. Lose faster, sleep sooner.

EfectoDeals 8 damage. To the knee.

EfectoA card attacks first this turn. It'll think later (never).

EfectoAn enemy card skips its next turn. Feels like Monday morning.

Efecto+8 ATK and −4 DEF to a card. The Iop is happy.

EfectoAn enemy card can't attack for 1 turn. It can still sulk.

EfectoAll your cards get +2 DEF. Nobody wins the raffle, but it's raining.

EfectoDraw a card. First to click wins, and it's never you.

Efecto+3 ATK, +3 DEF to a card. See you tomorrow. And the day after.

EfectoLook at the last 3 cards played. And cry a little.

EfectoBoth players get +5 DEF. Nobody means it.

EfectoEnemy cards lose 2 ATK. And 40 people leave the server.

EfectoYour cards get +5 ATK and lose 5 DEF. Nobody has a voice left.

Efecto−5 ATK to an enemy card. KEKW KEKW KEKW.

EfectoRemove one of your cards: opponent loses 10 DEF. The controller didn't make it.

BonoRigged Luck. Reroll a result. Nobody saw a thing.

BonoIncomplete. Draw a card on entering play. The ace of spades is missing.

BonoTicket. 1 in 10 chance to draw a card. 9 in 10 chance of nothing.

BonoHot Mic. +2 ATK to mascots. Everyone can hear you breathing.

BonoSpectator. Watches, comments, never plays.

BonoComfort. Costs more than your desk.

BonoNourishing. Restores 3 DEF per turn. Rock hard since 2004.

BonoRecall. Returns a card to your hand. Also, call your mom back.

BonoLight. The bearer attacks first. The Piwi is in mourning.

BonoTraining. Beats nothing. Barely.

BonoOpens the Way. Draw a unit. The door was open anyway.

Bonox2. Doubles another item's bonus. Only drops on dead spins.

BonoPre-Chewed. +2 ATK to dogs.

BonoFishing. Draw a unit. Usually an old boot.

BonoLucky Charm. Wins ties. Only works in demo mode.

BonoAlmost Lucky. Reroll a failed draw. The fourth leaf fell off.

BonoDing. +1 ATK to your symbols. Ding. Ding. Zip.

BonoThree in a Row. +5 ATK if you have three. You have two. Always two.

PasivaMax Bet. Doubles its ATK, halves its DEF. “I'll win it all back next spin.”

Pasiva21. If ATK + DEF make 21, she wins the round. She always has 20.

PasivaNo More Bets. Blocks enemy spells for a turn. Red hits 12 times, you bet black.

PasivaPole Position. Attacks first. Never brakes.

PasivaVault. His DEF never drops below 30. Nor do his fees.

PasivaMoonlight. +5 DEF at night. Sleeps by day, like all of chat.

PasivaGuardian. On turn one, attacks target it first. Barks at the mailman.

PasivaDark Wool. +5 ATK at night. Metalhead.

PasivaBite. +5 ATK vs units. Half dog, half kangaroo, 100% trouble.

PasivaDeep Roots. +10 DEF when it doesn't move. It never moves.

PasivaJaws. +5 damage per attack. Big salesman grin.

PasivaWobbly. Absorbs the first attack. Blueberry flavor, allegedly.

PasivaMystery. Its ATK is revealed on attack (5 to 40). Spoiler: 5.

PasivaHerd. +2 ATK per allied unit. Still doesn't get Megaways.

PasivaHowl. +3 ATK to your units. Also howls when the bonus won't hit.

PasivaGroove. +2 ATK per turn. Dances even when you lose.

PasivaBite. Steals 5 DEF. Vegan on weekends.

PasivaIllusion. Dodges the first attack. Or was that an illusion?

PasivaTickets, Please. The opponent loses 3 ATK. Nobody has a ticket.

EfectoPay 10 DEF: draw 2 cards. The bonus pays 0.5x. Classic.

Efecto+10 ATK to a card. Super for who, exactly?

EfectoReplay a card's attack. Same result, but with hope.

EfectoIf you've played 3 Scatters, go again. The third never lands.

EfectoDeals 20 damage next turn. If he remembers why he's angry.

EfectoDeals 8 damage to two cards. And the map.

EfectoOne card from each side faces off. The loser will blame luck.

BonoRed or Black. At random: +10 or −10 ATK. We don't talk about green.

BonoSet Bonus. +3 DEF with the Gobball Cape. Very 2004.

BonoSet Bonus. +3 ATK with the Gobball Headgear. Itchy.

BonoCrunchy. Restores 2 DEF per turn. The only edible Dofus.

BonoTreasure. Draw a card when it leaves play. The chest is empty, but pretty.

BonoFace Cam. Immune to traps. Everyone sees your bonus face.

PasivaLevel Up. +5 ATK and +5 DEF after a win. 8-bit music included.

PasivaBerserk. +3 ATK each time he's hit. He loves it, which is worrying.

PasivaCollect. Takes half an allied unit's ATK. Collects everything. Even your sandwiches.

PasivaCelestial Sword. Deals 10 damage to two cards. Then forgets why.

PasivaWabbit King. +3 ATK per Wabbit. Cawwot tyrant.

PasivaUnshakable. Immune to the first spell. And the second, honestly.

PasivaFusion. Absorbs an allied Jelly and takes its stats. Cannibal, but royal.

PasivaFrenzy. +10 ATK when a card leaves play. Smells losses a mile away.

PasivaGiant. Splits into three 10/10s on leaving play. Goes “BLOP”, loudly.

PasivaSugar High. Attacks twice with 3 candies in play. Max-win-level diabetes.

PasivaFull Steam. +5 ATK per carriage. Three hours late, but in neon.

EfectoYour cards attack with +5 ATK. 117,649 ways to lose.

EfectoPay 20 DEF: draw 3 cards, keep the best. They're all duds.

EfectoA card turns invisible for 2 turns. Just like your balance.

EfectoRestores a card's full DEF. Good as new, almost.

EfectoEach player draws a card, you draw two. 3,000 entries, 1 winner, not you.

EfectoA card out of play comes back at random. The draw is provably fair. You still lost.

BonoSpin It. At random: +20 ATK, +20 DEF or zilch. Mostly zilch.

BonoMinesweeper. +15 ATK, 1 in 4 chance to lose the card. You click anyway.

BonoSwiftness. The holder attacks first. Months of farming for that.

BonoGlyph. Blocks the first attack. The Feca is proud, let him be.

PasivaUnderworld. Brings back a unit that left play. At war with Zeus over a multiplier.

PasivaMadness. An enemy card attacks its own side. He's very calm. That's the scary part.

PasivaTwins. +10 ATK if Flora or Luna is in play. They fight over the remote.

PasivaThe House Wins. Wins ties and +5 DEF. Whose side is he on, exactly?

PasivaGiant Mystery. ATK revealed on attack (20 to 80). The teeth, though, are very real.

PasivaStampede. +5 ATK per allied unit. Golden, but never pays.

EfectoWhile you win, play again. You'll play again once.

BonoDemon Sword. −2 DEF per turn: it talks too much. Never shuts up.

BonoGrows. +2 ATK per turn, no limit. Always hits someone else.