Colección de Fredpeche

PasivaFirst Day. +3 DEF: no one dares yell at him.

PasivaNot Biting. +3 ATK every turn nothing happens. He's used to it.

PasivaTilt. +10 ATK, −10 DEF, and it's the RNG's fault.

PasivaCoffee. +1 ATK and +1 DEF per turn. Paid in Chatty Coins, so unpaid.

PasivaPremium Service. +3 DEF to the next card. Tipping is mandatory.

PasivaNo Sneakers. Enemy units lose 3 ATK. Turned Chatty away twice.

PasivaNight Session. +5 ATK from midnight to 6 AM. No one sleeps on this Discord.

PasivaPremium Wool. +3 DEF per Gobball in play. Alone, it's useless. Like a sock.

PasivaSpeedrun. Attacks twice if its ATK is the lowest. Overcompensating.

PasivaRoots. Can't be moved. Or reasoned with.

PasivaSpores. −2 ATK to all enemy units. Do not eat.

PasivaNibbler. Steals 2 ATK from a card. And a cawwot.

PasivaShell. +5 DEF on turn one. Then it panics.

PasivaRock. Immune to spells on turn one. Immune to jokes, always.

PasivaBrittle Bones. Comes back once with 10 DEF. Doesn't know he's dead.

PasivaSmall Win. +1 ATK per cherry in play. Pays 0.2x the bet, but with a smile.

PasivaHidden Value. Random ATK from 5 to 25. Always 5.

PasivaChaos. Swaps its ATK and DEF. Without warning.

PasivaBack at Night. Comes back once with 5 ATK. Like your ex.

PasivaTractor Beam. Steals 3 DEF. Still can't milk a cow.

PasivaGlitter. +3 ATK to an ally card. The fairy dust is from a dollar store.

PasivaCoupling. +3 ATK per wagon in play. Always late.

PasivaSpam. The opponent loses 2 DEF per turn. He's still mid-sentence.

PasivaWinning Ticket. One in three chance to survive. Statistically: no.

PasivaSlow Mode. The opponent only attacks every other turn. Beep boop, no links.

EfectoA card attacks first this turn. It'll think later (never).

Efecto+8 ATK and −4 DEF to a card. The Iop is happy.

EfectoLook at the last 3 cards played. And cry a little.

EfectoBoth players get +5 DEF. Nobody means it.

BonoIncomplete. Draw a card on entering play. The ace of spades is missing.

BonoTicket. 1 in 10 chance to draw a card. 9 in 10 chance of nothing.

BonoSpectator. Watches, comments, never plays.

BonoCozy. +2 DEF to Gobballs. They want their wool back.

BonoLight. The bearer attacks first. The Piwi is in mourning.

BonoTraining. Beats nothing. Barely.

BonoOpens the Way. Draw a unit. The door was open anyway.

BonoTrade. Swap a card from your hand. The kamas got blown on a Dragoturkey.

Bonox2. Doubles another item's bonus. Only drops on dead spins.

BonoFishing. Draw a unit. Usually an old boot.

BonoLucky Charm. Wins ties. Only works in demo mode.

BonoAlmost Lucky. Reroll a failed draw. The fourth leaf fell off.

Pasiva21. If ATK + DEF make 21, she wins the round. She always has 20.

PasivaPole Position. Attacks first. Never brakes.

PasivaBloom. +5 ATK to a fairy. Allergic to pollen, ironically.

PasivaLive Now. +3 ATK per Community card. “Not financial advice.”

PasivaGuardian. On turn one, attacks target it first. Barks at the mailman.

PasivaDeep Roots. +10 DEF when it doesn't move. It never moves.

PasivaJaws. +5 damage per attack. Big salesman grin.

PasivaMount. An allied card gets +5 ATK and attacks first. Costs a kidney to breed.

PasivaHowl. +3 ATK to your units. Also howls when the bonus won't hit.

PasivaIllusion. Dodges the first attack. Or was that an illusion?

EfectoReplay a card's attack. Same result, but with hope.

EfectoIf you've played 3 Scatters, go again. The third never lands.

EfectoA card about to lose gains +10 DEF. “That was almost a max win.”

BonoBig Bet. +2 ATK with another chip. “OK, just one more.”

BonoSpin. A small bonus each turn. Way too loud on the subway.

BonoFace Cam. Immune to traps. Everyone sees your bonus face.

PasivaEn Garde. Replays the round if it loses by less than 5. “Rematch!”

PasivaHarvest. +5 DEF to Moo-Fo units. Files a police report on aliens every week.

Pasiva8-bit Breath. Deals 15 damage. The fire is square.

EfectoYour cards keep bonuses for 3 turns. Three respins, zero coins.

EfectoEach player draws a card, you draw two. 3,000 entries, 1 winner, not you.

BonoVitality. +10 DEF to the holder. Green as you after a dead spin.

BonoPot. The winner of the next fight gets +10 ATK. 10% goes up in smoke.

PasivaRoots. Roots a card for 2 turns. Sad, but effective.