Colección de 999

PasivaFirst Day. +3 DEF: no one dares yell at him.

PasivaJust One More. +5 DEF per turn. Said he was quitting three hours ago.

PasivaMyopic. +5 ATK vs units. Misses one in three: it's the lag.

PasivaHealing Word (beta). Restores 5 DEF to an ally. Sometimes the wrong one.

PasivaPremium Service. +3 DEF to the next card. Tipping is mandatory.

PasivaNight Session. +5 ATK from midnight to 6 AM. No one sleeps on this Discord.

PasivaPremium Wool. +3 DEF per Gobball in play. Alone, it's useless. Like a sock.

PasivaSpeedrun. Attacks twice if its ATK is the lowest. Overcompensating.

PasivaSquad Up. +2 ATK per Piwi in play. Solo, it cries.

PasivaBrittle Bones. Comes back once with 10 DEF. Doesn't know he's dead.

PasivaNo Hugs. Attacker takes 3 damage back.

PasivaTumble. Goes again if it wins its fight. It rarely does.

PasivaClingy. +2 DEF per dog in play. Ate the PC cable.

PasivaCosmic Milk. +3 DEF to your units. Abducted 14 times, doesn't care.

PasivaKaboom. Deals 5 damage when it leaves play. Do not chew.

PasivaCoupling. +3 ATK per wagon in play. Always late.

PasivaSpam. The opponent loses 2 DEF per turn. He's still mid-sentence.

PasivaSurprise. Reveal a card from the opponent's hand. It was socks.

EfectoYour cards attack on their own for 2 turns. You went to make pasta.

EfectoA card attacks first this turn. It'll think later (never).

EfectoAn enemy card skips its next turn. Feels like Monday morning.

EfectoAn enemy card can't attack for 1 turn. It can still sulk.

EfectoEnemy attacks lose 5 ATK this turn. Type. More. Slowly.

EfectoYour cards get +5 ATK and lose 5 DEF. Nobody has a voice left.

Efecto−5 ATK to an enemy card. KEKW KEKW KEKW.

EfectoRemove one of your cards: opponent loses 10 DEF. The controller didn't make it.

BonoSmall Bet. "I bet small, it's just for fun."

BonoHot Mic. +2 ATK to mascots. Everyone can hear you breathing.

BonoSpectator. Watches, comments, never plays.

BonoRecall. Returns a card to your hand. Also, call your mom back.

BonoCozy. +2 DEF to Gobballs. They want their wool back.

BonoTraining. Beats nothing. Barely.

BonoOpens the Way. Draw a unit. The door was open anyway.

BonoPre-Chewed. +2 ATK to dogs.

BonoLucky Charm. Wins ties. Only works in demo mode.

BonoThree in a Row. +5 ATK if you have three. You have two. Always two.

PasivaMax Bet. Doubles its ATK, halves its DEF. “I'll win it all back next spin.”

PasivaSecond Sight. Peek at the enemy's next card. Never saw your losses coming.

PasivaVault. His DEF never drops below 30. Nor do his fees.

PasivaMoonlight. +5 DEF at night. Sleeps by day, like all of chat.

PasivaClub Smash. +10 ATK vs characters. Solves everything with a club.

PasivaDeep Roots. +10 DEF when it doesn't move. It never moves.

PasivaEight Arms. Attacks two units. Could do eight, can't be bothered.

PasivaBite. Steals 5 DEF. Vegan on weekends.

PasivaIllusion. Dodges the first attack. Or was that an illusion?

EfectoThe opponent skips their next turn. Time is money (lost).

BonoRed or Black. At random: +10 or −10 ATK. We don't talk about green.

BonoSpin. A small bonus each turn. Way too loud on the subway.

BonoSet Bonus. +3 ATK with the Gobball Headgear. Itchy.

BonoScream. +3 ATK to Community cards. Clips on every big win.

PasivaHarvest. +5 DEF to Moo-Fo units. Files a police report on aliens every week.

PasivaThe Law. The opponent plays one spell per turn. Never read the law himself.

PasivaWabbit King. +3 ATK per Wabbit. Cawwot tyrant.

PasivaTsunami. −5 ATK to all enemy units. Gets everyone wet.

PasivaFull Steam. +5 ATK per carriage. Three hours late, but in neon.

EfectoEach player draws a card, you draw two. 3,000 entries, 1 winner, not you.

PasivaCount's Clock. The enemy skips every other turn. His clock runs 10 minutes fast, on purpose.

PasivaRoots. Roots a card for 2 turns. Sad, but effective.

PasivaStampede. +5 ATK per allied unit. Golden, but never pays.