yksw's collection

PassiveNot Biting. +3 ATK every turn nothing happens. He's used to it.

PassiveJust One More. +5 DEF per turn. Said he was quitting three hours ago.

PassiveSeen at 3:12 AM. Can't be targeted on turn one. Nobody knows he's there.

PassiveCoffee. +1 ATK and +1 DEF per turn. Paid in Chatty Coins, so unpaid.

PassiveHomemade Trap. The first attack on him loses 5 ATK. He falls in half the time.

PassiveSquad Up. +2 ATK per Piwi in play. Solo, it cries.

PassiveSquad Up Too. +2 DEF per Piwi in play. Solo, it cries too.

PassiveNibbler. Steals 2 ATK from a card. And a cawwot.

PassiveRock. Immune to spells on turn one. Immune to jokes, always.

PassiveBrittle Bones. Comes back once with 10 DEF. Doesn't know he's dead.

PassiveTumble. Goes again if it wins its fight. It rarely does.

PassiveClingy. +2 DEF per dog in play. Ate the PC cable.

PassiveHidden Value. Random ATK from 5 to 25. Always 5.

PassiveSwarm. +1 ATK per Mini-Chatty in play. Who knows where they're from.

PassiveEmote Spam. −2 ATK to an enemy card. Coos in emotes.

PassiveSlow Mode. The opponent only attacks every other turn. Beep boop, no links.

EffectReplay your last card. Free, but you'll pay anyway.

EffectDiscard a card, draw one. Everything drops, except the wins.

EffectYour weakest card gets +5 DEF. "Just 10 cents, for science."

EffectYour cards attack on their own for 2 turns. You went to make pasta.

EffectRestores 10 DEF to a card. A magic kiss, basically.

EffectAn enemy card can't attack for 1 turn. It can still sulk.

EffectDraw a card. First to click wins, and it's never you.

BonusComfort. Costs more than your desk.

BonusTraining. Beats nothing. Barely.

BonusFishing. Draw a unit. Usually an old boot.

BonusDing. +1 ATK to your symbols. Ding. Ding. Zip.

PassiveVault. His DEF never drops below 30. Nor do his fees.

PassiveMoonlight. +5 DEF at night. Sleeps by day, like all of chat.

PassiveGroove. +2 ATK per turn. Dances even when you lose.

EffectDeals 20 damage next turn. If he remembers why he's angry.

EffectDeals 8 damage to two cards. And the map.

BonusSharp. +2 ATK vs plants. Evil Dandelions fear it.

BonusTreasure. Draw a card when it leaves play. The chest is empty, but pretty.

PassiveCurse. −5 DEF to an enemy card each turn. No book, just bandages.

PassiveGiant. Splits into three 10/10s on leaving play. Goes “BLOP”, loudly.

EffectRemoves an enemy card of rare or lower. Reason: "vibes".