noahphi's collection

PassivePremium Service. +3 DEF to the next card. Tipping is mandatory.

PassiveChaos. Swaps its ATK and DEF. Without warning.

PassiveBack at Night. Comes back once with 5 ATK. Like your ex.

PassiveInk. Enemy attacks miss half the time. The other half, he inked himself.

PassiveSplits. Leaves a 5/5 mini-slime on leaving play. Endless, like ads.

PassiveGrowth Spurt. +1 ATK per turn. His parents say it's a phase.

PassiveCoupling. +3 ATK per wagon in play. Always late.

PassiveSurprise. Reveal a card from the opponent's hand. It was socks.

PassiveEmote Spam. −2 ATK to an enemy card. Coos in emotes.

EffectDiscard a card, draw one. Everything drops, except the wins.

EffectYour cards attack on their own for 2 turns. You went to make pasta.

EffectBoth players get +5 DEF. Nobody means it.

BonusBoost. +5 ATK for one turn. Your heart, less so.

BonusCozy. +2 DEF to Gobballs. They want their wool back.

BonusLight. The bearer attacks first. The Piwi is in mourning.

BonusPre-Chewed. +2 ATK to dogs.

BonusLucky Charm. Wins ties. Only works in demo mode.

BonusAlmost Lucky. Reroll a failed draw. The fourth leaf fell off.