mcjones8977's collection

PassiveTilt. +10 ATK, −10 DEF, and it's the RNG's fault.

PassiveJust One More. +5 DEF per turn. Said he was quitting three hours ago.

PassiveSeen at 3:12 AM. Can't be targeted on turn one. Nobody knows he's there.

PassiveCoffee. +1 ATK and +1 DEF per turn. Paid in Chatty Coins, so unpaid.

PassiveThink? Never.. Attacks first. Never reads passives, not even his own.

PassiveHomemade Trap. The first attack on him loses 5 ATK. He falls in half the time.

PassiveDrinks on Me. +2 ATK to your characters. They'll regret it tomorrow.

PassivePremium Service. +3 DEF to the next card. Tipping is mandatory.

PassiveNo Sneakers. Enemy units lose 3 ATK. Turned Chatty away twice.

PassiveBuy Feature. Skip a turn for +15 ATK. Bonus pays 2x. As always.

PassiveNight Session. +5 ATK from midnight to 6 AM. No one sleeps on this Discord.

PassiveTeen Angst. +2 ATK vs Gobballs. Doesn't want to end up like his dad.

PassiveSpeedrun. Attacks twice if its ATK is the lowest. Overcompensating.

PassiveSticky. Opponent loses 2 DEF. And a bit of dignity.

PassiveRoots. Can't be moved. Or reasoned with.

PassiveBzzz. +3 damage per attack. Unbearable at 3 AM.

PassiveSquad Up. +2 ATK per Piwi in play. Solo, it cries.

PassiveSquad Up Too. +2 DEF per Piwi in play. Solo, it cries too.

PassiveSpores. −2 ATK to all enemy units. Do not eat.

PassiveNibbler. Steals 2 ATK from a card. And a cawwot.

PassiveShell. +5 DEF on turn one. Then it panics.

PassiveRock. Immune to spells on turn one. Immune to jokes, always.

PassiveBrittle Bones. Comes back once with 10 DEF. Doesn't know he's dead.

PassiveNo Hugs. Attacker takes 3 damage back.

PassiveSmall Win. +1 ATK per cherry in play. Pays 0.2x the bet, but with a smile.

PassiveTumble. Goes again if it wins its fight. It rarely does.

PassiveClingy. +2 DEF per dog in play. Ate the PC cable.

PassiveHidden Value. Random ATK from 5 to 25. Always 5.

PassiveChaos. Swaps its ATK and DEF. Without warning.

PassiveBack at Night. Comes back once with 5 ATK. Like your ex.

PassiveInk. Enemy attacks miss half the time. The other half, he inked himself.

PassiveKaboom. Deals 5 damage when it leaves play. Do not chew.

PassiveSplits. Leaves a 5/5 mini-slime on leaving play. Endless, like ads.

PassiveGlitter. +3 ATK to an ally card. The fairy dust is from a dollar store.

PassiveGrowth Spurt. +1 ATK per turn. His parents say it's a phase.

PassiveSwarm. +1 ATK per Mini-Chatty in play. Who knows where they're from.

PassiveSpam. The opponent loses 2 DEF per turn. He's still mid-sentence.

PassiveSurprise. Reveal a card from the opponent's hand. It was socks.

PassiveSlow Mode. The opponent only attacks every other turn. Beep boop, no links.

EffectReplay your last card. Free, but you'll pay anyway.

EffectDiscard a card, draw one. Everything drops, except the wins.

EffectNothing happens. Truly nothing. Admire the void.

Effect+5 ATK to a card this turn. Less than the bet, but it flashes.

EffectYour weakest card gets +5 DEF. "Just 10 cents, for science."

EffectA card attacks twice but loses 5 DEF. Lose faster, sleep sooner.

EffectRepeats a played spell's effect. Happens once a year.

EffectDeals 8 damage. To the knee.

EffectA card attacks first this turn. It'll think later (never).

Effect+8 ATK and −4 DEF to a card. The Iop is happy.

EffectAn enemy card can't attack for 1 turn. It can still sulk.

EffectAll your cards get +2 DEF. Nobody wins the raffle, but it's raining.

EffectLook at the last 3 cards played. And cry a little.

EffectBoth players get +5 DEF. Nobody means it.

EffectEnemy cards lose 2 ATK. And 40 people leave the server.

EffectCancels the next enemy spell. No, your "free coins" link won't get through.

BonusSmall Bet. "I bet small, it's just for fun."

BonusIncomplete. Draw a card on entering play. The ace of spades is missing.

BonusTicket. 1 in 10 chance to draw a card. 9 in 10 chance of nothing.

BonusShiny. Nothing special, but it's pretty. Not edible.

BonusHot Mic. +2 ATK to mascots. Everyone can hear you breathing.

BonusSpectator. Watches, comments, never plays.

BonusBoost. +5 ATK for one turn. Your heart, less so.

BonusMore RGB. More RGB, more skill. It's science.

BonusComfort. Costs more than your desk.

BonusRecall. Returns a card to your hand. Also, call your mom back.

BonusCozy. +2 DEF to Gobballs. They want their wool back.

BonusLight. The bearer attacks first. The Piwi is in mourning.

BonusTraining. Beats nothing. Barely.

BonusOpens the Way. Draw a unit. The door was open anyway.

BonusTrade. Swap a card from your hand. The kamas got blown on a Dragoturkey.

BonusPre-Chewed. +2 ATK to dogs.

BonusFishing. Draw a unit. Usually an old boot.

BonusLucky Charm. Wins ties. Only works in demo mode.

BonusAlmost Lucky. Reroll a failed draw. The fourth leaf fell off.

BonusThree in a Row. +5 ATK if you have three. You have two. Always two.

Passive21. If ATK + DEF make 21, she wins the round. She always has 20.

PassiveNo More Bets. Blocks enemy spells for a turn. Red hits 12 times, you bet black.

PassiveSecond Sight. Peek at the enemy's next card. Never saw your losses coming.

PassiveVault. His DEF never drops below 30. Nor do his fees.

PassiveBloom. +5 ATK to a fairy. Allergic to pollen, ironically.

PassiveDark Wool. +5 ATK at night. Metalhead.

PassiveBite. +5 ATK vs units. Half dog, half kangaroo, 100% trouble.

PassiveDeep Roots. +10 DEF when it doesn't move. It never moves.

PassiveJaws. +5 damage per attack. Big salesman grin.

PassiveMount. An allied card gets +5 ATK and attacks first. Costs a kidney to breed.

PassiveHowl. +3 ATK to your units. Also howls when the bonus won't hit.

PassiveCascade. Plays again if it wins a fight. Goes “blop”.

PassiveEight Arms. Attacks two units. Could do eight, can't be bothered.

PassiveBite. Steals 5 DEF. Vegan on weekends.

PassiveFull Moon. +10 ATK at night. Does yoga by day.

PassiveIllusion. Dodges the first attack. Or was that an illusion?

PassiveTickets, Please. The opponent loses 3 ATK. Nobody has a ticket.

EffectPay 10 DEF: draw 2 cards. The bonus pays 0.5x. Classic.

Effect+10 ATK to a card. Super for who, exactly?

EffectReplay a card's attack. Same result, but with hope.

EffectA card's ATK counts 1.5x. The x5 lands on a $0.20 spin.

EffectIf you've played 3 Scatters, go again. The third never lands.

EffectDeals 8 damage to two cards. And the map.

EffectOne card from each side faces off. The loser will blame luck.

BonusBig Bet. +2 ATK with another chip. “OK, just one more.”

BonusRed or Black. At random: +10 or −10 ATK. We don't talk about green.

BonusSpin. A small bonus each turn. Way too loud on the subway.

BonusExpanding. The bonus expands to a nearby card. The whole book is one symbol.

BonusSet Bonus. +3 ATK with the Gobball Headgear. Itchy.

BonusGelano. Ignores one attack, once. Bit sticky on the fingers.

BonusTreasure. Draw a card when it leaves play. The chest is empty, but pretty.

BonusScream. +3 ATK to Community cards. Clips on every big win.

BonusFace Cam. Immune to traps. Everyone sees your bonus face.

PassiveLucky Break. Wins every tie. Has no idea why.

PassiveEn Garde. Replays the round if it loses by less than 5. “Rematch!”

PassiveHarvest. +5 DEF to Moo-Fo units. Files a police report on aliens every week.

PassiveEclipse. Swaps two cards' ATK. With style.

PassiveLevel Up. +5 ATK and +5 DEF after a win. 8-bit music included.

PassiveWanted. Attacks first vs characters. His bounty is worth less than his losses.

PassiveCollect. Takes half an allied unit's ATK. Collects everything. Even your sandwiches.

PassiveCelestial Sword. Deals 10 damage to two cards. Then forgets why.

PassiveHeads or Tails. Doubles or cancels one attack per turn. Biggest gambler in the World of Twelve.

PassiveWabbit King. +3 ATK per Wabbit. Cawwot tyrant.

PassiveUnshakable. Immune to the first spell. And the second, honestly.

PassiveFusion. Absorbs an allied Jelly and takes its stats. Cannibal, but royal.

PassiveMegaways. +1 ATK per card in play. Ate the doghouse.

PassiveFrenzy. +10 ATK when a card leaves play. Smells losses a mile away.

Passive8-bit Breath. Deals 15 damage. The fire is square.

EffectYour cards keep bonuses for 3 turns. Three respins, zero coins.

EffectYour cards attack with +5 ATK. 117,649 ways to lose.

EffectRestores a card's full DEF. Good as new, almost.

BonusHigh roller. +5 ATK to High Rollers. "Okay, one last spin."

BonusSpin It. At random: +20 ATK, +20 DEF or zilch. Mostly zilch.

BonusSwiftness. The holder attacks first. Months of farming for that.

BonusGold Edition. +3 ATK to mascots. Plated, not solid.

BonusPot. The winner of the next fight gets +10 ATK. 10% goes up in smoke.

PassiveGiant Mystery. ATK revealed on attack (20 to 80). The teeth, though, are very real.

PassiveStampede. +5 ATK per allied unit. Golden, but never pays.

PassiveAbduction. Removes an enemy common unit. Returns the cows on Monday.

EffectWhile you win, play again. You'll play again once.

EffectShuffles every card in play. Ogrest's been crying again.

BonusObsidian. The highest rank. Nobody has it. Nobody.