eratix's collection

PassiveNot Biting. +3 ATK every turn nothing happens. He's used to it.

PassiveJust One More. +5 DEF per turn. Said he was quitting three hours ago.

PassiveSeen at 3:12 AM. Can't be targeted on turn one. Nobody knows he's there.

PassiveCoffee. +1 ATK and +1 DEF per turn. Paid in Chatty Coins, so unpaid.

PassiveThink? Never.. Attacks first. Never reads passives, not even his own.

PassiveMyopic. +5 ATK vs units. Misses one in three: it's the lag.

PassiveHealing Word (beta). Restores 5 DEF to an ally. Sometimes the wrong one.

PassiveDrinks on Me. +2 ATK to your characters. They'll regret it tomorrow.

PassiveNo Sneakers. Enemy units lose 3 ATK. Turned Chatty away twice.

PassiveBuy Feature. Skip a turn for +15 ATK. Bonus pays 2x. As always.

PassiveNight Session. +5 ATK from midnight to 6 AM. No one sleeps on this Discord.

PassivePremium Wool. +3 DEF per Gobball in play. Alone, it's useless. Like a sock.

PassiveTeen Angst. +2 ATK vs Gobballs. Doesn't want to end up like his dad.

PassiveSpeedrun. Attacks twice if its ATK is the lowest. Overcompensating.

PassiveSticky. Opponent loses 2 DEF. And a bit of dignity.

PassiveRoots. Can't be moved. Or reasoned with.

PassiveWeb. Target unit can't attack next turn: it's stuck in its notifs.

PassiveBzzz. +3 damage per attack. Unbearable at 3 AM.

PassiveSquad Up. +2 ATK per Piwi in play. Solo, it cries.

PassiveSquad Up Too. +2 DEF per Piwi in play. Solo, it cries too.

PassiveSpores. −2 ATK to all enemy units. Do not eat.

PassiveNibbler. Steals 2 ATK from a card. And a cawwot.

PassiveShell. +5 DEF on turn one. Then it panics.

PassiveRock. Immune to spells on turn one. Immune to jokes, always.

PassiveBrittle Bones. Comes back once with 10 DEF. Doesn't know he's dead.

PassiveSmall Win. +1 ATK per cherry in play. Pays 0.2x the bet, but with a smile.

PassiveTumble. Goes again if it wins its fight. It rarely does.

PassiveHidden Value. Random ATK from 5 to 25. Always 5.

PassiveChaos. Swaps its ATK and DEF. Without warning.

PassiveCosmic Milk. +3 DEF to your units. Abducted 14 times, doesn't care.

PassiveInk. Enemy attacks miss half the time. The other half, he inked himself.

PassiveKaboom. Deals 5 damage when it leaves play. Do not chew.

PassiveSplits. Leaves a 5/5 mini-slime on leaving play. Endless, like ads.

PassiveGlitter. +3 ATK to an ally card. The fairy dust is from a dollar store.

PassiveGrowth Spurt. +1 ATK per turn. His parents say it's a phase.

PassiveCoupling. +3 ATK per wagon in play. Always late.

PassiveSwarm. +1 ATK per Mini-Chatty in play. Who knows where they're from.

PassiveWinning Ticket. One in three chance to survive. Statistically: no.

PassiveSurprise. Reveal a card from the opponent's hand. It was socks.

PassiveEmote Spam. −2 ATK to an enemy card. Coos in emotes.

PassiveSlow Mode. The opponent only attacks every other turn. Beep boop, no links.

EffectDiscard a card, draw one. Everything drops, except the wins.

EffectNothing happens. Truly nothing. Admire the void.

Effect+5 ATK to a card this turn. Less than the bet, but it flashes.

EffectYour weakest card gets +5 DEF. "Just 10 cents, for science."

EffectA card attacks twice but loses 5 DEF. Lose faster, sleep sooner.

EffectYour cards attack on their own for 2 turns. You went to make pasta.

EffectRepeats a played spell's effect. Happens once a year.

EffectDeals 8 damage. To the knee.

EffectA card attacks first this turn. It'll think later (never).

EffectAn enemy card skips its next turn. Feels like Monday morning.

Effect+8 ATK and −4 DEF to a card. The Iop is happy.

EffectAn enemy card can't attack for 1 turn. It can still sulk.

EffectEnemy attacks lose 5 ATK this turn. Type. More. Slowly.

EffectDraw a card. First to click wins, and it's never you.

EffectLook at the last 3 cards played. And cry a little.

EffectBoth players get +5 DEF. Nobody means it.

EffectEnemy cards lose 2 ATK. And 40 people leave the server.

EffectYour cards get +5 ATK and lose 5 DEF. Nobody has a voice left.

Effect−5 ATK to an enemy card. KEKW KEKW KEKW.

EffectRemove one of your cards: opponent loses 10 DEF. The controller didn't make it.

EffectCancels the next enemy spell. No, your "free coins" link won't get through.

BonusSmall Bet. "I bet small, it's just for fun."

BonusStepping Up. Fun just got serious.

BonusRigged Luck. Reroll a result. Nobody saw a thing.

BonusIncomplete. Draw a card on entering play. The ace of spades is missing.

BonusShiny. Nothing special, but it's pretty. Not edible.

BonusHot Mic. +2 ATK to mascots. Everyone can hear you breathing.

BonusSpectator. Watches, comments, never plays.

BonusMore RGB. More RGB, more skill. It's science.

BonusComfort. Costs more than your desk.

BonusRecall. Returns a card to your hand. Also, call your mom back.

BonusCozy. +2 DEF to Gobballs. They want their wool back.

BonusLight. The bearer attacks first. The Piwi is in mourning.

BonusTraining. Beats nothing. Barely.

BonusTrade. Swap a card from your hand. The kamas got blown on a Dragoturkey.

Bonusx2. Doubles another item's bonus. Only drops on dead spins.

BonusPre-Chewed. +2 ATK to dogs.

BonusLucky Charm. Wins ties. Only works in demo mode.

PassiveMax Bet. Doubles its ATK, halves its DEF. “I'll win it all back next spin.”

Passive21. If ATK + DEF make 21, she wins the round. She always has 20.

PassiveHeist. Steals 5 ATK from a card. Leaves a sorry note.

PassiveNo More Bets. Blocks enemy spells for a turn. Red hits 12 times, you bet black.

PassivePole Position. Attacks first. Never brakes.

PassiveBloom. +5 ATK to a fairy. Allergic to pollen, ironically.

PassiveClub Smash. +10 ATK vs characters. Solves everything with a club.

PassiveLive Now. +3 ATK per Community card. “Not financial advice.”

PassiveBan Hammer. Removes an enemy common unit. Unpaid, obviously.

PassiveJaws. +5 damage per attack. Big salesman grin.

PassiveWobbly. Absorbs the first attack. Blueberry flavor, allegedly.

PassiveMystery. Its ATK is revealed on attack (5 to 40). Spoiler: 5.

PassiveHerd. +2 ATK per allied unit. Still doesn't get Megaways.

PassiveHowl. +3 ATK to your units. Also howls when the bonus won't hit.

PassiveFlight. Ignores its first target's DEF. Floats. Never works.

PassiveCascade. Plays again if it wins a fight. Goes “blop”.

PassiveGroove. +2 ATK per turn. Dances even when you lose.

PassiveEight Arms. Attacks two units. Could do eight, can't be bothered.

PassiveBite. Steals 5 DEF. Vegan on weekends.

PassiveQuest. +5 ATK if holding an item. 8 bits, 0 fear.

PassiveIllusion. Dodges the first attack. Or was that an illusion?

Effect+10 ATK to a card. Super for who, exactly?

EffectReplay a card's attack. Same result, but with hope.

EffectIf you've played 3 Scatters, go again. The third never lands.

EffectDeals 20 damage next turn. If he remembers why he's angry.

EffectDeals 8 damage to two cards. And the map.

EffectThe opponent skips their next turn. Time is money (lost).

EffectAll your cards attack this turn. The podium is rigged. Just kidding.

EffectDraw 2 cards. All of chat clicks at once.

EffectSummon two 5/5 viewers. They type “first” and leave.

EffectA card about to lose gains +10 DEF. “That was almost a max win.”

BonusBig Bet. +2 ATK with another chip. “OK, just one more.”

BonusRed or Black. At random: +10 or −10 ATK. We don't talk about green.

BonusSpin. A small bonus each turn. Way too loud on the subway.

BonusSet Bonus. +3 ATK with the Gobball Headgear. Itchy.

BonusCrunchy. Restores 2 DEF per turn. The only edible Dofus.

BonusGelano. Ignores one attack, once. Bit sticky on the fingers.

BonusGold Rank. +2 ATK to characters. Shiny, pays nothing.

PassiveHarvest. +5 DEF to Moo-Fo units. Files a police report on aliens every week.

PassiveEclipse. Swaps two cards' ATK. With style.

PassiveBerserk. +3 ATK each time he's hit. He loves it, which is worrying.

PassiveCelestial Sword. Deals 10 damage to two cards. Then forgets why.

PassiveOld-Timer. +2 DEF per Community card. “Back in my day, bonuses paid.”

PassiveWabbit King. +3 ATK per Wabbit. Cawwot tyrant.

PassiveUnshakable. Immune to the first spell. And the second, honestly.

PassiveGolden Shell. Reflects half the damage. Bling-bling.

PassiveMegaways. +1 ATK per card in play. Ate the doghouse.

PassiveGiant. Splits into three 10/10s on leaving play. Goes “BLOP”, loudly.

PassiveTsunami. −5 ATK to all enemy units. Gets everyone wet.

Passive8-bit Breath. Deals 15 damage. The fire is square.

EffectYour strongest card doubles its ATK this turn. Demo mode only.

EffectRestores a card's full DEF. Good as new, almost.

EffectEach player draws a card, you draw two. 3,000 entries, 1 winner, not you.

EffectRemoves an enemy card of rare or lower. Reason: "vibes".

BonusSpin It. At random: +20 ATK, +20 DEF or zilch. Mostly zilch.

BonusMinesweeper. +15 ATK, 1 in 4 chance to lose the card. You click anyway.

BonusGold Edition. +3 ATK to mascots. Plated, not solid.

BonusPot. The winner of the next fight gets +10 ATK. 10% goes up in smoke.

PassiveBest Friend. Attacks target him first. Gives you his paw, never the payout.

PassiveEternal Night. +10 ATK to your night units. Sleeps in a velvet coffin.

PassiveTwins. +10 ATK if Flora or Luna is in play. They fight over the remote.

PassiveHidden Treasure. Draws one item a turn. Keeps it all. Lends nothing.

PassiveRoots. Roots a card for 2 turns. Sad, but effective.

PassiveLabyrinth. +15 ATK on the first turn. Never finds the exit.

EffectYour night cards get +10 ATK and +10 DEF. Someone switched off the sun.

BonusGrows. +2 ATK per turn, no limit. Always hits someone else.