axxrob's collection

PassiveFirst Day. +3 DEF: no one dares yell at him.

PassiveNot Biting. +3 ATK every turn nothing happens. He's used to it.

PassiveJust One More. +5 DEF per turn. Said he was quitting three hours ago.

PassiveBuy Feature. Skip a turn for +15 ATK. Bonus pays 2x. As always.

PassiveTeen Angst. +2 ATK vs Gobballs. Doesn't want to end up like his dad.

PassiveSpeedrun. Attacks twice if its ATK is the lowest. Overcompensating.

PassiveRoots. Can't be moved. Or reasoned with.

PassiveSquad Up Too. +2 DEF per Piwi in play. Solo, it cries too.

PassiveBrittle Bones. Comes back once with 10 DEF. Doesn't know he's dead.

PassiveSmall Win. +1 ATK per cherry in play. Pays 0.2x the bet, but with a smile.

PassiveTumble. Goes again if it wins its fight. It rarely does.

PassiveHidden Value. Random ATK from 5 to 25. Always 5.

PassiveCosmic Milk. +3 DEF to your units. Abducted 14 times, doesn't care.

PassiveTractor Beam. Steals 3 DEF. Still can't milk a cow.

PassiveSplits. Leaves a 5/5 mini-slime on leaving play. Endless, like ads.

PassiveCoupling. +3 ATK per wagon in play. Always late.

PassiveWinning Ticket. One in three chance to survive. Statistically: no.

PassiveSurprise. Reveal a card from the opponent's hand. It was socks.

EffectDiscard a card, draw one. Everything drops, except the wins.

EffectNothing happens. Truly nothing. Admire the void.

Effect+5 ATK to a card this turn. Less than the bet, but it flashes.

EffectYour cards attack on their own for 2 turns. You went to make pasta.

EffectRestores 10 DEF to a card. A magic kiss, basically.

EffectDeals 8 damage. To the knee.

EffectAn enemy card skips its next turn. Feels like Monday morning.

Effect+8 ATK and −4 DEF to a card. The Iop is happy.

EffectAn enemy card can't attack for 1 turn. It can still sulk.

EffectLook at the last 3 cards played. And cry a little.

EffectYour cards get +5 ATK and lose 5 DEF. Nobody has a voice left.

EffectRemove one of your cards: opponent loses 10 DEF. The controller didn't make it.

BonusSmall Bet. "I bet small, it's just for fun."

BonusStepping Up. Fun just got serious.

BonusRigged Luck. Reroll a result. Nobody saw a thing.

BonusIncomplete. Draw a card on entering play. The ace of spades is missing.

BonusTicket. 1 in 10 chance to draw a card. 9 in 10 chance of nothing.

BonusSpectator. Watches, comments, never plays.

BonusBoost. +5 ATK for one turn. Your heart, less so.

BonusComfort. Costs more than your desk.

BonusNourishing. Restores 3 DEF per turn. Rock hard since 2004.

BonusRecall. Returns a card to your hand. Also, call your mom back.

BonusTrade. Swap a card from your hand. The kamas got blown on a Dragoturkey.

Bonusx2. Doubles another item's bonus. Only drops on dead spins.

BonusFishing. Draw a unit. Usually an old boot.

BonusAlmost Lucky. Reroll a failed draw. The fourth leaf fell off.

BonusThree in a Row. +5 ATK if you have three. You have two. Always two.

PassivePole Position. Attacks first. Never brakes.

PassiveBloom. +5 ATK to a fairy. Allergic to pollen, ironically.

PassiveBite. +5 ATK vs units. Half dog, half kangaroo, 100% trouble.

PassiveDeep Roots. +10 DEF when it doesn't move. It never moves.

PassiveMount. An allied card gets +5 ATK and attacks first. Costs a kidney to breed.

PassiveFlight. Ignores its first target's DEF. Floats. Never works.

PassiveCascade. Plays again if it wins a fight. Goes “blop”.

PassiveEight Arms. Attacks two units. Could do eight, can't be bothered.

EffectPay 10 DEF: draw 2 cards. The bonus pays 0.5x. Classic.

EffectReplay a card's attack. Same result, but with hope.

EffectA card's ATK counts 1.5x. The x5 lands on a $0.20 spin.

EffectDraw 2 cards. All of chat clicks at once.

EffectYour Chatty cards gain +3 ATK. ALL IN CAPS.

EffectSummon two 5/5 viewers. They type “first” and leave.

EffectA card about to lose gains +10 DEF. “That was almost a max win.”

BonusExpanding. The bonus expands to a nearby card. The whole book is one symbol.

BonusSet Bonus. +3 DEF with the Gobball Cape. Very 2004.

BonusSet Bonus. +3 ATK with the Gobball Headgear. Itchy.

BonusGelano. Ignores one attack, once. Bit sticky on the fingers.

BonusFace Cam. Immune to traps. Everyone sees your bonus face.

PassiveEn Garde. Replays the round if it loses by less than 5. “Rematch!”

PassiveEclipse. Swaps two cards' ATK. With style.

PassiveWanted. Attacks first vs characters. His bounty is worth less than his losses.

PassiveCollect. Takes half an allied unit's ATK. Collects everything. Even your sandwiches.

PassiveThe Law. The opponent plays one spell per turn. Never read the law himself.

PassiveCelestial Sword. Deals 10 damage to two cards. Then forgets why.

EffectYour strongest card doubles its ATK this turn. Demo mode only.

EffectYour cards keep bonuses for 3 turns. Three respins, zero coins.

EffectRestores a card's full DEF. Good as new, almost.

EffectA card out of play comes back at random. The draw is provably fair. You still lost.

BonusHigh roller. +5 ATK to High Rollers. "Okay, one last spin."

BonusBounce. The bonus lands on a random card. Always in the middle, on the x0.5.

BonusVitality. +10 DEF to the holder. Green as you after a dead spin.

BonusSwiftness. The holder attacks first. Months of farming for that.

EffectShuffles every card in play. Ogrest's been crying again.