Zhalfir's collection

PassiveNot Biting. +3 ATK every turn nothing happens. He's used to it.

PassiveTilt. +10 ATK, −10 DEF, and it's the RNG's fault.

PassiveThink? Never.. Attacks first. Never reads passives, not even his own.

PassiveDrinks on Me. +2 ATK to your characters. They'll regret it tomorrow.

PassivePremium Wool. +3 DEF per Gobball in play. Alone, it's useless. Like a sock.

PassiveNo Hugs. Attacker takes 3 damage back.

PassiveInk. Enemy attacks miss half the time. The other half, he inked himself.

PassiveWinning Ticket. One in three chance to survive. Statistically: no.

EffectYour cards attack on their own for 2 turns. You went to make pasta.

EffectRestores 10 DEF to a card. A magic kiss, basically.

Effect−5 ATK to an enemy card. KEKW KEKW KEKW.

BonusNourishing. Restores 3 DEF per turn. Rock hard since 2004.

BonusCozy. +2 DEF to Gobballs. They want their wool back.

BonusTrade. Swap a card from your hand. The kamas got blown on a Dragoturkey.

Passive21. If ATK + DEF make 21, she wins the round. She always has 20.

PassiveCharge. +3 ATK per Gobball. Promoted because he had a helmet.

PassiveHowl. +3 ATK to your units. Also howls when the bonus won't hit.

PassiveCascade. Plays again if it wins a fight. Goes “blop”.

EffectYour Chatty cards gain +3 ATK. ALL IN CAPS.

BonusCrunchy. Restores 2 DEF per turn. The only edible Dofus.

PassiveHeads or Tails. Doubles or cancels one attack per turn. Biggest gambler in the World of Twelve.

EffectRestores a card's full DEF. Good as new, almost.

EffectA card out of play comes back at random. The draw is provably fair. You still lost.