Warzing's collection

PassiveNot Biting. +3 ATK every turn nothing happens. He's used to it.

PassiveTilt. +10 ATK, −10 DEF, and it's the RNG's fault.

PassiveJust One More. +5 DEF per turn. Said he was quitting three hours ago.

PassiveSeen at 3:12 AM. Can't be targeted on turn one. Nobody knows he's there.

PassiveCoffee. +1 ATK and +1 DEF per turn. Paid in Chatty Coins, so unpaid.

PassiveMyopic. +5 ATK vs units. Misses one in three: it's the lag.

PassiveHealing Word (beta). Restores 5 DEF to an ally. Sometimes the wrong one.

PassiveHomemade Trap. The first attack on him loses 5 ATK. He falls in half the time.

PassivePremium Service. +3 DEF to the next card. Tipping is mandatory.

PassiveNo Sneakers. Enemy units lose 3 ATK. Turned Chatty away twice.

PassiveBuy Feature. Skip a turn for +15 ATK. Bonus pays 2x. As always.

PassiveNight Session. +5 ATK from midnight to 6 AM. No one sleeps on this Discord.

PassivePremium Wool. +3 DEF per Gobball in play. Alone, it's useless. Like a sock.

PassiveTeen Angst. +2 ATK vs Gobballs. Doesn't want to end up like his dad.

PassiveSpeedrun. Attacks twice if its ATK is the lowest. Overcompensating.

PassiveSticky. Opponent loses 2 DEF. And a bit of dignity.

PassiveRoots. Can't be moved. Or reasoned with.

PassiveWeb. Target unit can't attack next turn: it's stuck in its notifs.

PassiveBzzz. +3 damage per attack. Unbearable at 3 AM.

PassiveSquad Up. +2 ATK per Piwi in play. Solo, it cries.

PassiveSquad Up Too. +2 DEF per Piwi in play. Solo, it cries too.

PassiveBrittle Bones. Comes back once with 10 DEF. Doesn't know he's dead.

PassiveNo Hugs. Attacker takes 3 damage back.

PassiveSmall Win. +1 ATK per cherry in play. Pays 0.2x the bet, but with a smile.

PassiveTumble. Goes again if it wins its fight. It rarely does.

PassiveClingy. +2 DEF per dog in play. Ate the PC cable.

PassiveHidden Value. Random ATK from 5 to 25. Always 5.

PassiveChaos. Swaps its ATK and DEF. Without warning.

PassiveBack at Night. Comes back once with 5 ATK. Like your ex.

PassiveTractor Beam. Steals 3 DEF. Still can't milk a cow.

PassiveKaboom. Deals 5 damage when it leaves play. Do not chew.

PassiveSplits. Leaves a 5/5 mini-slime on leaving play. Endless, like ads.

PassiveGlitter. +3 ATK to an ally card. The fairy dust is from a dollar store.

PassiveGrowth Spurt. +1 ATK per turn. His parents say it's a phase.

PassiveSwarm. +1 ATK per Mini-Chatty in play. Who knows where they're from.

PassiveSurprise. Reveal a card from the opponent's hand. It was socks.

PassiveEmote Spam. −2 ATK to an enemy card. Coos in emotes.

EffectDiscard a card, draw one. Everything drops, except the wins.

EffectNothing happens. Truly nothing. Admire the void.

Effect+5 ATK to a card this turn. Less than the bet, but it flashes.

EffectYour weakest card gets +5 DEF. "Just 10 cents, for science."

EffectA card attacks twice but loses 5 DEF. Lose faster, sleep sooner.

EffectYour cards attack on their own for 2 turns. You went to make pasta.

EffectRepeats a played spell's effect. Happens once a year.

EffectDeals 8 damage. To the knee.

EffectA card attacks first this turn. It'll think later (never).

Effect+8 ATK and −4 DEF to a card. The Iop is happy.

EffectEnemy attacks lose 5 ATK this turn. Type. More. Slowly.

EffectDraw a card. First to click wins, and it's never you.

EffectLook at the last 3 cards played. And cry a little.

EffectBoth players get +5 DEF. Nobody means it.

EffectYour cards get +5 ATK and lose 5 DEF. Nobody has a voice left.

Effect−5 ATK to an enemy card. KEKW KEKW KEKW.

EffectRemove one of your cards: opponent loses 10 DEF. The controller didn't make it.

EffectCancels the next enemy spell. No, your "free coins" link won't get through.

BonusStepping Up. Fun just got serious.

BonusRigged Luck. Reroll a result. Nobody saw a thing.

BonusIncomplete. Draw a card on entering play. The ace of spades is missing.

BonusShiny. Nothing special, but it's pretty. Not edible.

BonusSpectator. Watches, comments, never plays.

BonusMore RGB. More RGB, more skill. It's science.

BonusComfort. Costs more than your desk.

BonusRecall. Returns a card to your hand. Also, call your mom back.

BonusCozy. +2 DEF to Gobballs. They want their wool back.

BonusLight. The bearer attacks first. The Piwi is in mourning.

BonusTraining. Beats nothing. Barely.

BonusOpens the Way. Draw a unit. The door was open anyway.

BonusTrade. Swap a card from your hand. The kamas got blown on a Dragoturkey.

Bonusx2. Doubles another item's bonus. Only drops on dead spins.

BonusFishing. Draw a unit. Usually an old boot.

BonusAlmost Lucky. Reroll a failed draw. The fourth leaf fell off.

BonusDing. +1 ATK to your symbols. Ding. Ding. Zip.

BonusThree in a Row. +5 ATK if you have three. You have two. Always two.

PassiveMax Bet. Doubles its ATK, halves its DEF. “I'll win it all back next spin.”

Passive21. If ATK + DEF make 21, she wins the round. She always has 20.

PassiveHeist. Steals 5 ATK from a card. Leaves a sorry note.

PassiveNo More Bets. Blocks enemy spells for a turn. Red hits 12 times, you bet black.

PassiveSecond Sight. Peek at the enemy's next card. Never saw your losses coming.

PassiveVault. His DEF never drops below 30. Nor do his fees.

PassiveBloom. +5 ATK to a fairy. Allergic to pollen, ironically.

PassiveClub Smash. +10 ATK vs characters. Solves everything with a club.

PassiveLive Now. +3 ATK per Community card. “Not financial advice.”

PassiveBan Hammer. Removes an enemy common unit. Unpaid, obviously.

PassiveGuardian. On turn one, attacks target it first. Barks at the mailman.

PassiveDark Wool. +5 ATK at night. Metalhead.

PassiveBite. +5 ATK vs units. Half dog, half kangaroo, 100% trouble.

PassiveMystery. Its ATK is revealed on attack (5 to 40). Spoiler: 5.

PassiveHerd. +2 ATK per allied unit. Still doesn't get Megaways.

PassiveHowl. +3 ATK to your units. Also howls when the bonus won't hit.

PassiveFull Moon. +10 ATK at night. Does yoga by day.

PassiveQuest. +5 ATK if holding an item. 8 bits, 0 fear.

PassiveIllusion. Dodges the first attack. Or was that an illusion?

PassiveTickets, Please. The opponent loses 3 ATK. Nobody has a ticket.

Effect+10 ATK to a card. Super for who, exactly?

EffectIf you've played 3 Scatters, go again. The third never lands.

EffectDeals 20 damage next turn. If he remembers why he's angry.

EffectThe opponent skips their next turn. Time is money (lost).

EffectAll your cards attack this turn. The podium is rigged. Just kidding.

EffectOne card from each side faces off. The loser will blame luck.

EffectDraw 2 cards. All of chat clicks at once.

EffectYour Chatty cards gain +3 ATK. ALL IN CAPS.

EffectSummon two 5/5 viewers. They type “first” and leave.

EffectA card about to lose gains +10 DEF. “That was almost a max win.”

BonusRed or Black. At random: +10 or −10 ATK. We don't talk about green.

BonusSpin. A small bonus each turn. Way too loud on the subway.

BonusSet Bonus. +3 DEF with the Gobball Cape. Very 2004.

BonusSharp. +2 ATK vs plants. Evil Dandelions fear it.

BonusCrunchy. Restores 2 DEF per turn. The only edible Dofus.

BonusGelano. Ignores one attack, once. Bit sticky on the fingers.

BonusGold Rank. +2 ATK to characters. Shiny, pays nothing.

BonusScream. +3 ATK to Community cards. Clips on every big win.

BonusFace Cam. Immune to traps. Everyone sees your bonus face.

BonusRally. +1 ATK to all your cards. 412 members, 12 active.

PassivePlatinum. +5 to all stats while you lead. Wagered a house for this badge.

PassiveHarvest. +5 DEF to Moo-Fo units. Files a police report on aliens every week.

PassiveLevel Up. +5 ATK and +5 DEF after a win. 8-bit music included.

PassiveBerserk. +3 ATK each time he's hit. He loves it, which is worrying.

PassiveHeads or Tails. Doubles or cancels one attack per turn. Biggest gambler in the World of Twelve.

PassiveGolden Shell. Reflects half the damage. Bling-bling.

PassiveFusion. Absorbs an allied Jelly and takes its stats. Cannibal, but royal.

PassiveGiant. Splits into three 10/10s on leaving play. Goes “BLOP”, loudly.

PassiveTsunami. −5 ATK to all enemy units. Gets everyone wet.

Passive8-bit Breath. Deals 15 damage. The fire is square.

PassiveFull Steam. +5 ATK per carriage. Three hours late, but in neon.

EffectYour strongest card doubles its ATK this turn. Demo mode only.

EffectYour cards keep bonuses for 3 turns. Three respins, zero coins.

EffectA card turns invisible for 2 turns. Just like your balance.

EffectRestores a card's full DEF. Good as new, almost.

EffectEach player draws a card, you draw two. 3,000 entries, 1 winner, not you.

EffectA card out of play comes back at random. The draw is provably fair. You still lost.

EffectRemoves an enemy card of rare or lower. Reason: "vibes".

BonusVitality. +10 DEF to the holder. Green as you after a dead spin.

BonusGold Edition. +3 ATK to mascots. Plated, not solid.

PassiveThe House Wins. Wins ties and +5 DEF. Whose side is he on, exactly?

PassiveCount's Clock. The enemy skips every other turn. His clock runs 10 minutes fast, on purpose.

PassiveHidden Treasure. Draws one item a turn. Keeps it all. Lends nothing.

PassiveTentacles. Attacks three cards for 10 ATK. He's got arms to spare.

BonusObsidian. The highest rank. Nobody has it. Nobody.