SosaLK's collection

PassiveFirst Day. +3 DEF: no one dares yell at him.

PassiveNot Biting. +3 ATK every turn nothing happens. He's used to it.

PassiveTilt. +10 ATK, −10 DEF, and it's the RNG's fault.

PassiveJust One More. +5 DEF per turn. Said he was quitting three hours ago.

PassiveCoffee. +1 ATK and +1 DEF per turn. Paid in Chatty Coins, so unpaid.

PassiveThink? Never.. Attacks first. Never reads passives, not even his own.

PassiveHealing Word (beta). Restores 5 DEF to an ally. Sometimes the wrong one.

PassiveHomemade Trap. The first attack on him loses 5 ATK. He falls in half the time.

PassiveDrinks on Me. +2 ATK to your characters. They'll regret it tomorrow.

PassivePremium Service. +3 DEF to the next card. Tipping is mandatory.

PassiveNo Sneakers. Enemy units lose 3 ATK. Turned Chatty away twice.

PassiveNight Session. +5 ATK from midnight to 6 AM. No one sleeps on this Discord.

PassiveSpeedrun. Attacks twice if its ATK is the lowest. Overcompensating.

PassiveSticky. Opponent loses 2 DEF. And a bit of dignity.

PassiveRoots. Can't be moved. Or reasoned with.

PassiveWeb. Target unit can't attack next turn: it's stuck in its notifs.

PassiveBzzz. +3 damage per attack. Unbearable at 3 AM.

PassiveSquad Up. +2 ATK per Piwi in play. Solo, it cries.

PassiveSquad Up Too. +2 DEF per Piwi in play. Solo, it cries too.

PassiveNibbler. Steals 2 ATK from a card. And a cawwot.

PassiveShell. +5 DEF on turn one. Then it panics.

PassiveRock. Immune to spells on turn one. Immune to jokes, always.

PassiveNo Hugs. Attacker takes 3 damage back.

PassiveTumble. Goes again if it wins its fight. It rarely does.

PassiveClingy. +2 DEF per dog in play. Ate the PC cable.

PassiveHidden Value. Random ATK from 5 to 25. Always 5.

PassiveChaos. Swaps its ATK and DEF. Without warning.

PassiveBack at Night. Comes back once with 5 ATK. Like your ex.

PassiveCosmic Milk. +3 DEF to your units. Abducted 14 times, doesn't care.

PassiveInk. Enemy attacks miss half the time. The other half, he inked himself.

PassiveKaboom. Deals 5 damage when it leaves play. Do not chew.

PassiveSplits. Leaves a 5/5 mini-slime on leaving play. Endless, like ads.

PassiveGlitter. +3 ATK to an ally card. The fairy dust is from a dollar store.

PassiveCoupling. +3 ATK per wagon in play. Always late.

PassiveSwarm. +1 ATK per Mini-Chatty in play. Who knows where they're from.

PassiveSpam. The opponent loses 2 DEF per turn. He's still mid-sentence.

PassiveWinning Ticket. One in three chance to survive. Statistically: no.

PassiveSurprise. Reveal a card from the opponent's hand. It was socks.

PassiveEmote Spam. −2 ATK to an enemy card. Coos in emotes.

EffectReplay your last card. Free, but you'll pay anyway.

EffectDiscard a card, draw one. Everything drops, except the wins.

Effect+5 ATK to a card this turn. Less than the bet, but it flashes.

EffectYour weakest card gets +5 DEF. "Just 10 cents, for science."

EffectYour cards attack on their own for 2 turns. You went to make pasta.

EffectRepeats a played spell's effect. Happens once a year.

EffectRestores 10 DEF to a card. A magic kiss, basically.

EffectA card attacks first this turn. It'll think later (never).

EffectAn enemy card skips its next turn. Feels like Monday morning.

Effect+8 ATK and −4 DEF to a card. The Iop is happy.

EffectEnemy attacks lose 5 ATK this turn. Type. More. Slowly.

EffectAll your cards get +2 DEF. Nobody wins the raffle, but it's raining.

EffectLook at the last 3 cards played. And cry a little.

EffectEnemy cards lose 2 ATK. And 40 people leave the server.

EffectYour cards get +5 ATK and lose 5 DEF. Nobody has a voice left.

Effect−5 ATK to an enemy card. KEKW KEKW KEKW.

EffectRemove one of your cards: opponent loses 10 DEF. The controller didn't make it.

EffectCancels the next enemy spell. No, your "free coins" link won't get through.

BonusStepping Up. Fun just got serious.

BonusTicket. 1 in 10 chance to draw a card. 9 in 10 chance of nothing.

BonusShiny. Nothing special, but it's pretty. Not edible.

BonusHot Mic. +2 ATK to mascots. Everyone can hear you breathing.

BonusSpectator. Watches, comments, never plays.

BonusBoost. +5 ATK for one turn. Your heart, less so.

BonusMore RGB. More RGB, more skill. It's science.

BonusComfort. Costs more than your desk.

BonusNourishing. Restores 3 DEF per turn. Rock hard since 2004.

BonusRecall. Returns a card to your hand. Also, call your mom back.

BonusLight. The bearer attacks first. The Piwi is in mourning.

BonusTraining. Beats nothing. Barely.

BonusOpens the Way. Draw a unit. The door was open anyway.

BonusTrade. Swap a card from your hand. The kamas got blown on a Dragoturkey.

BonusFishing. Draw a unit. Usually an old boot.

BonusAlmost Lucky. Reroll a failed draw. The fourth leaf fell off.

BonusDing. +1 ATK to your symbols. Ding. Ding. Zip.

BonusThree in a Row. +5 ATK if you have three. You have two. Always two.