Seven_ItsGOOD's collection

PassiveFirst Day. +3 DEF: no one dares yell at him.

PassiveNot Biting. +3 ATK every turn nothing happens. He's used to it.

PassiveCoffee. +1 ATK and +1 DEF per turn. Paid in Chatty Coins, so unpaid.

PassiveThink? Never.. Attacks first. Never reads passives, not even his own.

PassiveHomemade Trap. The first attack on him loses 5 ATK. He falls in half the time.

PassiveDrinks on Me. +2 ATK to your characters. They'll regret it tomorrow.

PassiveNo Sneakers. Enemy units lose 3 ATK. Turned Chatty away twice.

PassiveNight Session. +5 ATK from midnight to 6 AM. No one sleeps on this Discord.

PassivePremium Wool. +3 DEF per Gobball in play. Alone, it's useless. Like a sock.

PassiveTeen Angst. +2 ATK vs Gobballs. Doesn't want to end up like his dad.

PassiveSpeedrun. Attacks twice if its ATK is the lowest. Overcompensating.

PassiveSticky. Opponent loses 2 DEF. And a bit of dignity.

PassiveRoots. Can't be moved. Or reasoned with.

PassiveBzzz. +3 damage per attack. Unbearable at 3 AM.

PassiveSquad Up. +2 ATK per Piwi in play. Solo, it cries.

PassiveSquad Up Too. +2 DEF per Piwi in play. Solo, it cries too.

PassiveSpores. −2 ATK to all enemy units. Do not eat.

PassiveNibbler. Steals 2 ATK from a card. And a cawwot.

PassiveShell. +5 DEF on turn one. Then it panics.

PassiveRock. Immune to spells on turn one. Immune to jokes, always.

PassiveBrittle Bones. Comes back once with 10 DEF. Doesn't know he's dead.

PassiveNo Hugs. Attacker takes 3 damage back.

PassiveSmall Win. +1 ATK per cherry in play. Pays 0.2x the bet, but with a smile.

PassiveTumble. Goes again if it wins its fight. It rarely does.

PassiveClingy. +2 DEF per dog in play. Ate the PC cable.

PassiveHidden Value. Random ATK from 5 to 25. Always 5.

PassiveChaos. Swaps its ATK and DEF. Without warning.

PassiveInk. Enemy attacks miss half the time. The other half, he inked himself.

PassiveKaboom. Deals 5 damage when it leaves play. Do not chew.

PassiveSplits. Leaves a 5/5 mini-slime on leaving play. Endless, like ads.

PassiveGlitter. +3 ATK to an ally card. The fairy dust is from a dollar store.

PassiveGrowth Spurt. +1 ATK per turn. His parents say it's a phase.

PassiveCoupling. +3 ATK per wagon in play. Always late.

PassiveSpam. The opponent loses 2 DEF per turn. He's still mid-sentence.

PassiveEmote Spam. −2 ATK to an enemy card. Coos in emotes.

EffectReplay your last card. Free, but you'll pay anyway.

EffectNothing happens. Truly nothing. Admire the void.

Effect+5 ATK to a card this turn. Less than the bet, but it flashes.

EffectYour weakest card gets +5 DEF. "Just 10 cents, for science."

EffectA card attacks twice but loses 5 DEF. Lose faster, sleep sooner.

EffectYour cards attack on their own for 2 turns. You went to make pasta.

EffectRestores 10 DEF to a card. A magic kiss, basically.

EffectDeals 8 damage. To the knee.

Effect+8 ATK and −4 DEF to a card. The Iop is happy.

EffectAn enemy card can't attack for 1 turn. It can still sulk.

EffectEnemy attacks lose 5 ATK this turn. Type. More. Slowly.

EffectAll your cards get +2 DEF. Nobody wins the raffle, but it's raining.

EffectDraw a card. First to click wins, and it's never you.

Effect+3 ATK, +3 DEF to a card. See you tomorrow. And the day after.

EffectLook at the last 3 cards played. And cry a little.

EffectBoth players get +5 DEF. Nobody means it.

EffectYour cards get +5 ATK and lose 5 DEF. Nobody has a voice left.

Effect−5 ATK to an enemy card. KEKW KEKW KEKW.

EffectRemove one of your cards: opponent loses 10 DEF. The controller didn't make it.

EffectCancels the next enemy spell. No, your "free coins" link won't get through.

BonusStepping Up. Fun just got serious.

BonusRigged Luck. Reroll a result. Nobody saw a thing.

BonusShiny. Nothing special, but it's pretty. Not edible.

BonusSpectator. Watches, comments, never plays.

BonusBoost. +5 ATK for one turn. Your heart, less so.

BonusMore RGB. More RGB, more skill. It's science.

BonusNourishing. Restores 3 DEF per turn. Rock hard since 2004.

BonusRecall. Returns a card to your hand. Also, call your mom back.

BonusLight. The bearer attacks first. The Piwi is in mourning.

BonusTraining. Beats nothing. Barely.

BonusOpens the Way. Draw a unit. The door was open anyway.

BonusTrade. Swap a card from your hand. The kamas got blown on a Dragoturkey.

Bonusx2. Doubles another item's bonus. Only drops on dead spins.

BonusFishing. Draw a unit. Usually an old boot.

BonusAlmost Lucky. Reroll a failed draw. The fourth leaf fell off.

BonusDing. +1 ATK to your symbols. Ding. Ding. Zip.

PassiveMax Bet. Doubles its ATK, halves its DEF. “I'll win it all back next spin.”

Passive21. If ATK + DEF make 21, she wins the round. She always has 20.

PassiveHeist. Steals 5 ATK from a card. Leaves a sorry note.

PassiveNo More Bets. Blocks enemy spells for a turn. Red hits 12 times, you bet black.

PassivePole Position. Attacks first. Never brakes.

PassiveVault. His DEF never drops below 30. Nor do his fees.

PassiveBloom. +5 ATK to a fairy. Allergic to pollen, ironically.

PassiveLive Now. +3 ATK per Community card. “Not financial advice.”

PassiveBan Hammer. Removes an enemy common unit. Unpaid, obviously.

PassiveDark Wool. +5 ATK at night. Metalhead.

PassiveBite. +5 ATK vs units. Half dog, half kangaroo, 100% trouble.

PassiveDeep Roots. +10 DEF when it doesn't move. It never moves.

PassiveJaws. +5 damage per attack. Big salesman grin.

PassiveMystery. Its ATK is revealed on attack (5 to 40). Spoiler: 5.

PassiveHowl. +3 ATK to your units. Also howls when the bonus won't hit.

PassiveCascade. Plays again if it wins a fight. Goes “blop”.

PassiveGroove. +2 ATK per turn. Dances even when you lose.

PassiveBite. Steals 5 DEF. Vegan on weekends.

PassiveFull Moon. +10 ATK at night. Does yoga by day.

PassiveIllusion. Dodges the first attack. Or was that an illusion?

EffectPay 10 DEF: draw 2 cards. The bonus pays 0.5x. Classic.

Effect+10 ATK to a card. Super for who, exactly?

EffectA card's ATK counts 1.5x. The x5 lands on a $0.20 spin.

EffectDeals 20 damage next turn. If he remembers why he's angry.

EffectAll your cards attack this turn. The podium is rigged. Just kidding.

EffectOne card from each side faces off. The loser will blame luck.

EffectYour Chatty cards gain +3 ATK. ALL IN CAPS.

EffectA card about to lose gains +10 DEF. “That was almost a max win.”

BonusBig Bet. +2 ATK with another chip. “OK, just one more.”

BonusSpin. A small bonus each turn. Way too loud on the subway.

BonusSet Bonus. +3 DEF with the Gobball Cape. Very 2004.

BonusSet Bonus. +3 ATK with the Gobball Headgear. Itchy.

BonusGelano. Ignores one attack, once. Bit sticky on the fingers.

BonusTreasure. Draw a card when it leaves play. The chest is empty, but pretty.

PassiveLucky Break. Wins every tie. Has no idea why.

PassiveHarvest. +5 DEF to Moo-Fo units. Files a police report on aliens every week.

PassiveCatch of the Day. Takes half your fish's ATK. Never heard of catch and release.

PassiveCollect. Takes half an allied unit's ATK. Collects everything. Even your sandwiches.

PassiveHeads or Tails. Doubles or cancels one attack per turn. Biggest gambler in the World of Twelve.

PassiveFull Steam. +5 ATK per carriage. Three hours late, but in neon.

EffectYour cards keep bonuses for 3 turns. Three respins, zero coins.

EffectA card out of play comes back at random. The draw is provably fair. You still lost.

BonusBounce. The bonus lands on a random card. Always in the middle, on the x0.5.

BonusGold Edition. +3 ATK to mascots. Plated, not solid.

PassiveUnderworld. Brings back a unit that left play. At war with Zeus over a multiplier.

PassiveTwins. +10 ATK if Flora or Luna is in play. They fight over the remote.

PassiveThe House Wins. Wins ties and +5 DEF. Whose side is he on, exactly?

PassiveTentacles. Attacks three cards for 10 ATK. He's got arms to spare.

EffectA card's ATK is doubled. The x100 landed on a $0.00 spin.

BonusDemon Sword. −2 DEF per turn: it talks too much. Never shuts up.