Scorp9522's collection

PassiveFirst Day. +3 DEF: no one dares yell at him.

PassiveSeen at 3:12 AM. Can't be targeted on turn one. Nobody knows he's there.

PassiveCoffee. +1 ATK and +1 DEF per turn. Paid in Chatty Coins, so unpaid.

PassiveThink? Never.. Attacks first. Never reads passives, not even his own.

PassiveMyopic. +5 ATK vs units. Misses one in three: it's the lag.

PassiveHealing Word (beta). Restores 5 DEF to an ally. Sometimes the wrong one.

PassiveBuy Feature. Skip a turn for +15 ATK. Bonus pays 2x. As always.

PassiveNight Session. +5 ATK from midnight to 6 AM. No one sleeps on this Discord.

PassiveTeen Angst. +2 ATK vs Gobballs. Doesn't want to end up like his dad.

PassiveWeb. Target unit can't attack next turn: it's stuck in its notifs.

PassiveSquad Up Too. +2 DEF per Piwi in play. Solo, it cries too.

PassiveNibbler. Steals 2 ATK from a card. And a cawwot.

PassiveRock. Immune to spells on turn one. Immune to jokes, always.

PassiveNo Hugs. Attacker takes 3 damage back.

PassiveSmall Win. +1 ATK per cherry in play. Pays 0.2x the bet, but with a smile.

PassiveChaos. Swaps its ATK and DEF. Without warning.

PassiveBack at Night. Comes back once with 5 ATK. Like your ex.

PassiveTractor Beam. Steals 3 DEF. Still can't milk a cow.

PassiveKaboom. Deals 5 damage when it leaves play. Do not chew.

PassiveSplits. Leaves a 5/5 mini-slime on leaving play. Endless, like ads.

PassiveGrowth Spurt. +1 ATK per turn. His parents say it's a phase.

PassiveSurprise. Reveal a card from the opponent's hand. It was socks.

PassiveSlow Mode. The opponent only attacks every other turn. Beep boop, no links.

EffectNothing happens. Truly nothing. Admire the void.

Effect+5 ATK to a card this turn. Less than the bet, but it flashes.

EffectYour cards attack on their own for 2 turns. You went to make pasta.

EffectRestores 10 DEF to a card. A magic kiss, basically.

EffectDeals 8 damage. To the knee.

Effect+8 ATK and −4 DEF to a card. The Iop is happy.

EffectEnemy attacks lose 5 ATK this turn. Type. More. Slowly.

EffectAll your cards get +2 DEF. Nobody wins the raffle, but it's raining.

EffectDraw a card. First to click wins, and it's never you.

EffectBoth players get +5 DEF. Nobody means it.

EffectEnemy cards lose 2 ATK. And 40 people leave the server.

EffectCancels the next enemy spell. No, your "free coins" link won't get through.

BonusRigged Luck. Reroll a result. Nobody saw a thing.

BonusTicket. 1 in 10 chance to draw a card. 9 in 10 chance of nothing.

BonusHot Mic. +2 ATK to mascots. Everyone can hear you breathing.

BonusSpectator. Watches, comments, never plays.

BonusBoost. +5 ATK for one turn. Your heart, less so.

BonusCozy. +2 DEF to Gobballs. They want their wool back.

BonusLight. The bearer attacks first. The Piwi is in mourning.

BonusOpens the Way. Draw a unit. The door was open anyway.

BonusPre-Chewed. +2 ATK to dogs.

BonusFishing. Draw a unit. Usually an old boot.

PassiveHeist. Steals 5 ATK from a card. Leaves a sorry note.

PassiveNo More Bets. Blocks enemy spells for a turn. Red hits 12 times, you bet black.

PassiveSecond Sight. Peek at the enemy's next card. Never saw your losses coming.

PassiveMoonlight. +5 DEF at night. Sleeps by day, like all of chat.

PassiveLive Now. +3 ATK per Community card. “Not financial advice.”

PassiveGuardian. On turn one, attacks target it first. Barks at the mailman.

PassiveDark Wool. +5 ATK at night. Metalhead.

PassiveDeep Roots. +10 DEF when it doesn't move. It never moves.

PassiveTickets, Please. The opponent loses 3 ATK. Nobody has a ticket.

Effect+10 ATK to a card. Super for who, exactly?

BonusSet Bonus. +3 DEF with the Gobball Cape. Very 2004.

BonusGelano. Ignores one attack, once. Bit sticky on the fingers.

BonusTreasure. Draw a card when it leaves play. The chest is empty, but pretty.

BonusFace Cam. Immune to traps. Everyone sees your bonus face.

PassiveLucky Break. Wins every tie. Has no idea why.

PassivePlatinum. +5 to all stats while you lead. Wagered a house for this badge.

PassiveLevel Up. +5 ATK and +5 DEF after a win. 8-bit music included.

PassiveWanted. Attacks first vs characters. His bounty is worth less than his losses.

PassiveBerserk. +3 ATK each time he's hit. He loves it, which is worrying.

EffectEach player draws a card, you draw two. 3,000 entries, 1 winner, not you.

BonusHigh roller. +5 ATK to High Rollers. "Okay, one last spin."

BonusGlyph. Blocks the first attack. The Feca is proud, let him be.

BonusDemon Sword. −2 DEF per turn: it talks too much. Never shuts up.

BonusObsidian. The highest rank. Nobody has it. Nobody.