Ryo's collection

PassiveTilt. +10 ATK, −10 DEF, and it's the RNG's fault.

PassiveNo Sneakers. Enemy units lose 3 ATK. Turned Chatty away twice.

PassiveBrittle Bones. Comes back once with 10 DEF. Doesn't know he's dead.

PassiveSmall Win. +1 ATK per cherry in play. Pays 0.2x the bet, but with a smile.

PassiveHidden Value. Random ATK from 5 to 25. Always 5.

EffectDeals 8 damage. To the knee.

Effect−5 ATK to an enemy card. KEKW KEKW KEKW.

BonusIncomplete. Draw a card on entering play. The ace of spades is missing.

BonusLight. The bearer attacks first. The Piwi is in mourning.

Bonusx2. Doubles another item's bonus. Only drops on dead spins.

PassiveBan Hammer. Removes an enemy common unit. Unpaid, obviously.

PassiveMystery. Its ATK is revealed on attack (5 to 40). Spoiler: 5.

PassiveFlight. Ignores its first target's DEF. Floats. Never works.

PassiveBite. Steals 5 DEF. Vegan on weekends.

EffectDraw 2 cards. All of chat clicks at once.

EffectYour Chatty cards gain +3 ATK. ALL IN CAPS.

PassiveLevel Up. +5 ATK and +5 DEF after a win. 8-bit music included.

PassiveWanted. Attacks first vs characters. His bounty is worth less than his losses.