Pirouette01's collection

PassiveSeen at 3:12 AM. Can't be targeted on turn one. Nobody knows he's there.

PassiveMyopic. +5 ATK vs units. Misses one in three: it's the lag.

PassiveHomemade Trap. The first attack on him loses 5 ATK. He falls in half the time.

PassiveNo Sneakers. Enemy units lose 3 ATK. Turned Chatty away twice.

PassiveTeen Angst. +2 ATK vs Gobballs. Doesn't want to end up like his dad.

PassiveSpeedrun. Attacks twice if its ATK is the lowest. Overcompensating.

PassiveRoots. Can't be moved. Or reasoned with.

PassiveWeb. Target unit can't attack next turn: it's stuck in its notifs.

PassiveSquad Up Too. +2 DEF per Piwi in play. Solo, it cries too.

PassiveClingy. +2 DEF per dog in play. Ate the PC cable.

PassiveHidden Value. Random ATK from 5 to 25. Always 5.

PassiveBack at Night. Comes back once with 5 ATK. Like your ex.

PassiveCosmic Milk. +3 DEF to your units. Abducted 14 times, doesn't care.

PassiveTractor Beam. Steals 3 DEF. Still can't milk a cow.

PassiveKaboom. Deals 5 damage when it leaves play. Do not chew.

PassiveSplits. Leaves a 5/5 mini-slime on leaving play. Endless, like ads.

PassiveEmote Spam. −2 ATK to an enemy card. Coos in emotes.

PassiveSlow Mode. The opponent only attacks every other turn. Beep boop, no links.

EffectDeals 8 damage. To the knee.

EffectA card attacks first this turn. It'll think later (never).

EffectDraw a card. First to click wins, and it's never you.

EffectLook at the last 3 cards played. And cry a little.

EffectBoth players get +5 DEF. Nobody means it.

BonusStepping Up. Fun just got serious.

BonusRigged Luck. Reroll a result. Nobody saw a thing.

BonusShiny. Nothing special, but it's pretty. Not edible.

BonusLight. The bearer attacks first. The Piwi is in mourning.

BonusTraining. Beats nothing. Barely.

Bonusx2. Doubles another item's bonus. Only drops on dead spins.

BonusPre-Chewed. +2 ATK to dogs.

BonusThree in a Row. +5 ATK if you have three. You have two. Always two.

PassiveLive Now. +3 ATK per Community card. “Not financial advice.”

PassiveCharge. +3 ATK per Gobball. Promoted because he had a helmet.

PassiveFlight. Ignores its first target's DEF. Floats. Never works.

PassiveFull Moon. +10 ATK at night. Does yoga by day.

PassiveIllusion. Dodges the first attack. Or was that an illusion?

Effect+10 ATK to a card. Super for who, exactly?

EffectA card's ATK counts 1.5x. The x5 lands on a $0.20 spin.

EffectIf you've played 3 Scatters, go again. The third never lands.

EffectDeals 8 damage to two cards. And the map.

EffectAll your cards attack this turn. The podium is rigged. Just kidding.

EffectOne card from each side faces off. The loser will blame luck.

EffectYour Chatty cards gain +3 ATK. ALL IN CAPS.

BonusBig Bet. +2 ATK with another chip. “OK, just one more.”

BonusGold Rank. +2 ATK to characters. Shiny, pays nothing.

BonusScream. +3 ATK to Community cards. Clips on every big win.

PassiveEn Garde. Replays the round if it loses by less than 5. “Rematch!”

PassiveSugar High. Attacks twice with 3 candies in play. Max-win-level diabetes.

Passive8-bit Breath. Deals 15 damage. The fire is square.

EffectYour strongest card doubles its ATK this turn. Demo mode only.

BonusBounce. The bonus lands on a random card. Always in the middle, on the x0.5.

PassiveBest Friend. Attacks target him first. Gives you his paw, never the payout.

BonusCrimson Rage. +10 ATK each time its holder is hit. The more you hit, the happier he gets.