Oppachki's collection

PassiveThink? Never.. Attacks first. Never reads passives, not even his own.

PassivePremium Service. +3 DEF to the next card. Tipping is mandatory.

PassiveNo Sneakers. Enemy units lose 3 ATK. Turned Chatty away twice.

PassiveNight Session. +5 ATK from midnight to 6 AM. No one sleeps on this Discord.

PassiveSmall Win. +1 ATK per cherry in play. Pays 0.2x the bet, but with a smile.

PassiveChaos. Swaps its ATK and DEF. Without warning.

PassiveInk. Enemy attacks miss half the time. The other half, he inked himself.

PassiveSurprise. Reveal a card from the opponent's hand. It was socks.

EffectReplay your last card. Free, but you'll pay anyway.

EffectNothing happens. Truly nothing. Admire the void.

EffectYour cards attack on their own for 2 turns. You went to make pasta.

EffectRepeats a played spell's effect. Happens once a year.

EffectEnemy attacks lose 5 ATK this turn. Type. More. Slowly.

BonusNourishing. Restores 3 DEF per turn. Rock hard since 2004.

BonusRecall. Returns a card to your hand. Also, call your mom back.

PassiveHeist. Steals 5 ATK from a card. Leaves a sorry note.

PassiveNo More Bets. Blocks enemy spells for a turn. Red hits 12 times, you bet black.

PassiveWobbly. Absorbs the first attack. Blueberry flavor, allegedly.

PassiveHerd. +2 ATK per allied unit. Still doesn't get Megaways.

PassiveCascade. Plays again if it wins a fight. Goes “blop”.

PassiveIllusion. Dodges the first attack. Or was that an illusion?

PassiveTickets, Please. The opponent loses 3 ATK. Nobody has a ticket.

EffectIf you've played 3 Scatters, go again. The third never lands.

PassiveHarvest. +5 DEF to Moo-Fo units. Files a police report on aliens every week.

PassiveGiant Mystery. ATK revealed on attack (20 to 80). The teeth, though, are very real.