Notqimad's collection

PassiveTilt. +10 ATK, −10 DEF, and it's the RNG's fault.

PassiveSpores. −2 ATK to all enemy units. Do not eat.

PassiveNibbler. Steals 2 ATK from a card. And a cawwot.

PassiveBrittle Bones. Comes back once with 10 DEF. Doesn't know he's dead.

PassiveCoupling. +3 ATK per wagon in play. Always late.

PassiveSpam. The opponent loses 2 DEF per turn. He's still mid-sentence.

EffectNothing happens. Truly nothing. Admire the void.

EffectA card attacks twice but loses 5 DEF. Lose faster, sleep sooner.

EffectAn enemy card can't attack for 1 turn. It can still sulk.

Effect+3 ATK, +3 DEF to a card. See you tomorrow. And the day after.

Effect−5 ATK to an enemy card. KEKW KEKW KEKW.

BonusSmall Bet. "I bet small, it's just for fun."

PassiveEight Arms. Attacks two units. Could do eight, can't be bothered.