Notqimad's collection

PassiveFirst Day. +3 DEF: no one dares yell at him.

PassiveNot Biting. +3 ATK every turn nothing happens. He's used to it.

PassiveTilt. +10 ATK, −10 DEF, and it's the RNG's fault.

PassiveThink? Never.. Attacks first. Never reads passives, not even his own.

PassiveMyopic. +5 ATK vs units. Misses one in three: it's the lag.

PassiveDrinks on Me. +2 ATK to your characters. They'll regret it tomorrow.

PassiveNight Session. +5 ATK from midnight to 6 AM. No one sleeps on this Discord.

PassivePremium Wool. +3 DEF per Gobball in play. Alone, it's useless. Like a sock.

PassiveRoots. Can't be moved. Or reasoned with.

PassiveSquad Up. +2 ATK per Piwi in play. Solo, it cries.

PassiveSquad Up Too. +2 DEF per Piwi in play. Solo, it cries too.

PassiveSpores. −2 ATK to all enemy units. Do not eat.

PassiveNibbler. Steals 2 ATK from a card. And a cawwot.

PassiveBrittle Bones. Comes back once with 10 DEF. Doesn't know he's dead.

PassiveNo Hugs. Attacker takes 3 damage back.

PassiveTractor Beam. Steals 3 DEF. Still can't milk a cow.

PassiveKaboom. Deals 5 damage when it leaves play. Do not chew.

PassiveGlitter. +3 ATK to an ally card. The fairy dust is from a dollar store.

PassiveCoupling. +3 ATK per wagon in play. Always late.

PassiveSpam. The opponent loses 2 DEF per turn. He's still mid-sentence.

PassiveWinning Ticket. One in three chance to survive. Statistically: no.

PassiveEmote Spam. −2 ATK to an enemy card. Coos in emotes.

EffectReplay your last card. Free, but you'll pay anyway.

EffectDiscard a card, draw one. Everything drops, except the wins.

EffectNothing happens. Truly nothing. Admire the void.

Effect+5 ATK to a card this turn. Less than the bet, but it flashes.

EffectYour weakest card gets +5 DEF. "Just 10 cents, for science."

EffectA card attacks twice but loses 5 DEF. Lose faster, sleep sooner.

EffectRepeats a played spell's effect. Happens once a year.

EffectRestores 10 DEF to a card. A magic kiss, basically.

Effect+8 ATK and −4 DEF to a card. The Iop is happy.

EffectAn enemy card can't attack for 1 turn. It can still sulk.

Effect+3 ATK, +3 DEF to a card. See you tomorrow. And the day after.

EffectLook at the last 3 cards played. And cry a little.

EffectEnemy cards lose 2 ATK. And 40 people leave the server.

Effect−5 ATK to an enemy card. KEKW KEKW KEKW.

BonusSmall Bet. "I bet small, it's just for fun."

BonusStepping Up. Fun just got serious.

BonusHot Mic. +2 ATK to mascots. Everyone can hear you breathing.

BonusSpectator. Watches, comments, never plays.

BonusRecall. Returns a card to your hand. Also, call your mom back.

BonusCozy. +2 DEF to Gobballs. They want their wool back.

BonusFishing. Draw a unit. Usually an old boot.

BonusDing. +1 ATK to your symbols. Ding. Ding. Zip.

BonusThree in a Row. +5 ATK if you have three. You have two. Always two.

PassiveHeist. Steals 5 ATK from a card. Leaves a sorry note.

PassiveLive Now. +3 ATK per Community card. “Not financial advice.”

PassiveCharge. +3 ATK per Gobball. Promoted because he had a helmet.

PassiveMystery. Its ATK is revealed on attack (5 to 40). Spoiler: 5.

PassiveCascade. Plays again if it wins a fight. Goes “blop”.

PassiveEight Arms. Attacks two units. Could do eight, can't be bothered.

Effect+10 ATK to a card. Super for who, exactly?

EffectDeals 20 damage next turn. If he remembers why he's angry.

EffectAll your cards attack this turn. The podium is rigged. Just kidding.

EffectA card about to lose gains +10 DEF. “That was almost a max win.”

BonusRed or Black. At random: +10 or −10 ATK. We don't talk about green.

BonusSet Bonus. +3 ATK with the Gobball Headgear. Itchy.

BonusSharp. +2 ATK vs plants. Evil Dandelions fear it.

BonusRally. +1 ATK to all your cards. 412 members, 12 active.

PassiveEclipse. Swaps two cards' ATK. With style.

PassiveBerserk. +3 ATK each time he's hit. He loves it, which is worrying.

PassiveCollect. Takes half an allied unit's ATK. Collects everything. Even your sandwiches.

PassiveSugar High. Attacks twice with 3 candies in play. Max-win-level diabetes.

EffectA card out of play comes back at random. The draw is provably fair. You still lost.

EffectRemoves an enemy card of rare or lower. Reason: "vibes".