NotZ0han's collection

PassiveTilt. +10 ATK, −10 DEF, and it's the RNG's fault.

PassivePremium Service. +3 DEF to the next card. Tipping is mandatory.

PassiveTumble. Goes again if it wins its fight. It rarely does.

PassiveClingy. +2 DEF per dog in play. Ate the PC cable.

PassiveSplits. Leaves a 5/5 mini-slime on leaving play. Endless, like ads.

EffectA card attacks twice but loses 5 DEF. Lose faster, sleep sooner.

EffectAn enemy card can't attack for 1 turn. It can still sulk.

EffectAll your cards get +2 DEF. Nobody wins the raffle, but it's raining.

BonusHot Mic. +2 ATK to mascots. Everyone can hear you breathing.

BonusTrade. Swap a card from your hand. The kamas got blown on a Dragoturkey.

PassiveWobbly. Absorbs the first attack. Blueberry flavor, allegedly.

PassiveGroove. +2 ATK per turn. Dances even when you lose.

EffectOne card from each side faces off. The loser will blame luck.

EffectA card out of play comes back at random. The draw is provably fair. You still lost.

PassiveStampede. +5 ATK per allied unit. Golden, but never pays.