Mvp's collection

PassiveNot Biting. +3 ATK every turn nothing happens. He's used to it.

PassiveTeen Angst. +2 ATK vs Gobballs. Doesn't want to end up like his dad.

PassiveBack at Night. Comes back once with 5 ATK. Like your ex.

PassiveSplits. Leaves a 5/5 mini-slime on leaving play. Endless, like ads.

PassiveSurprise. Reveal a card from the opponent's hand. It was socks.

EffectYour cards get +5 ATK and lose 5 DEF. Nobody has a voice left.

EffectRemove one of your cards: opponent loses 10 DEF. The controller didn't make it.

BonusIncomplete. Draw a card on entering play. The ace of spades is missing.

BonusRecall. Returns a card to your hand. Also, call your mom back.

PassiveClub Smash. +10 ATK vs characters. Solves everything with a club.

PassiveGuardian. On turn one, attacks target it first. Barks at the mailman.

PassiveJaws. +5 damage per attack. Big salesman grin.

PassiveWobbly. Absorbs the first attack. Blueberry flavor, allegedly.

PassiveEight Arms. Attacks two units. Could do eight, can't be bothered.

EffectYour Chatty cards gain +3 ATK. ALL IN CAPS.

BonusExpanding. The bonus expands to a nearby card. The whole book is one symbol.

BonusGelano. Ignores one attack, once. Bit sticky on the fingers.

BonusGold Rank. +2 ATK to characters. Shiny, pays nothing.

PassivePlatinum. +5 to all stats while you lead. Wagered a house for this badge.

PassiveOld-Timer. +2 DEF per Community card. “Back in my day, bonuses paid.”

EffectA card turns invisible for 2 turns. Just like your balance.

PassiveRoots. Roots a card for 2 turns. Sad, but effective.