MissSaki's collection

PassiveSeen at 3:12 AM. Can't be targeted on turn one. Nobody knows he's there.

PassiveCoffee. +1 ATK and +1 DEF per turn. Paid in Chatty Coins, so unpaid.

PassiveSticky. Opponent loses 2 DEF. And a bit of dignity.

PassiveSquad Up. +2 ATK per Piwi in play. Solo, it cries.

PassiveChaos. Swaps its ATK and DEF. Without warning.

PassiveTractor Beam. Steals 3 DEF. Still can't milk a cow.

PassiveGrowth Spurt. +1 ATK per turn. His parents say it's a phase.

PassiveWinning Ticket. One in three chance to survive. Statistically: no.

PassiveSlow Mode. The opponent only attacks every other turn. Beep boop, no links.

EffectYour weakest card gets +5 DEF. "Just 10 cents, for science."

EffectAll your cards get +2 DEF. Nobody wins the raffle, but it's raining.

BonusSpectator. Watches, comments, never plays.

BonusLight. The bearer attacks first. The Piwi is in mourning.

Bonusx2. Doubles another item's bonus. Only drops on dead spins.

BonusAlmost Lucky. Reroll a failed draw. The fourth leaf fell off.

PassiveMoonlight. +5 DEF at night. Sleeps by day, like all of chat.

PassiveClub Smash. +10 ATK vs characters. Solves everything with a club.

PassiveJaws. +5 damage per attack. Big salesman grin.

PassiveWobbly. Absorbs the first attack. Blueberry flavor, allegedly.

PassiveHerd. +2 ATK per allied unit. Still doesn't get Megaways.

PassiveBite. Steals 5 DEF. Vegan on weekends.

EffectDeals 8 damage to two cards. And the map.

PassiveEclipse. Swaps two cards' ATK. With style.

PassiveFrenzy. +10 ATK when a card leaves play. Smells losses a mile away.

BonusSwiftness. The holder attacks first. Months of farming for that.