Lexiio's collection

PassiveFirst Day. +3 DEF: no one dares yell at him.

PassiveNot Biting. +3 ATK every turn nothing happens. He's used to it.

PassiveJust One More. +5 DEF per turn. Said he was quitting three hours ago.

PassiveSeen at 3:12 AM. Can't be targeted on turn one. Nobody knows he's there.

PassiveCoffee. +1 ATK and +1 DEF per turn. Paid in Chatty Coins, so unpaid.

PassiveThink? Never.. Attacks first. Never reads passives, not even his own.

PassiveMyopic. +5 ATK vs units. Misses one in three: it's the lag.

PassiveHealing Word (beta). Restores 5 DEF to an ally. Sometimes the wrong one.

PassiveHomemade Trap. The first attack on him loses 5 ATK. He falls in half the time.

PassiveNight Session. +5 ATK from midnight to 6 AM. No one sleeps on this Discord.

PassivePremium Wool. +3 DEF per Gobball in play. Alone, it's useless. Like a sock.

PassiveTeen Angst. +2 ATK vs Gobballs. Doesn't want to end up like his dad.

PassiveSpeedrun. Attacks twice if its ATK is the lowest. Overcompensating.

PassiveSticky. Opponent loses 2 DEF. And a bit of dignity.

PassiveRoots. Can't be moved. Or reasoned with.

PassiveWeb. Target unit can't attack next turn: it's stuck in its notifs.

PassiveBzzz. +3 damage per attack. Unbearable at 3 AM.

PassiveSquad Up Too. +2 DEF per Piwi in play. Solo, it cries too.

PassiveSpores. −2 ATK to all enemy units. Do not eat.

PassiveNibbler. Steals 2 ATK from a card. And a cawwot.

PassiveRock. Immune to spells on turn one. Immune to jokes, always.

PassiveBrittle Bones. Comes back once with 10 DEF. Doesn't know he's dead.

PassiveNo Hugs. Attacker takes 3 damage back.

PassiveSmall Win. +1 ATK per cherry in play. Pays 0.2x the bet, but with a smile.

PassiveTumble. Goes again if it wins its fight. It rarely does.

PassiveClingy. +2 DEF per dog in play. Ate the PC cable.

PassiveHidden Value. Random ATK from 5 to 25. Always 5.

PassiveBack at Night. Comes back once with 5 ATK. Like your ex.

PassiveCosmic Milk. +3 DEF to your units. Abducted 14 times, doesn't care.

PassiveTractor Beam. Steals 3 DEF. Still can't milk a cow.

PassiveInk. Enemy attacks miss half the time. The other half, he inked himself.

PassiveKaboom. Deals 5 damage when it leaves play. Do not chew.

PassiveSplits. Leaves a 5/5 mini-slime on leaving play. Endless, like ads.

PassiveGlitter. +3 ATK to an ally card. The fairy dust is from a dollar store.

PassiveCoupling. +3 ATK per wagon in play. Always late.

PassiveSpam. The opponent loses 2 DEF per turn. He's still mid-sentence.

PassiveSurprise. Reveal a card from the opponent's hand. It was socks.

PassiveEmote Spam. −2 ATK to an enemy card. Coos in emotes.

EffectReplay your last card. Free, but you'll pay anyway.

EffectDiscard a card, draw one. Everything drops, except the wins.

EffectNothing happens. Truly nothing. Admire the void.

Effect+5 ATK to a card this turn. Less than the bet, but it flashes.

EffectYour weakest card gets +5 DEF. "Just 10 cents, for science."

EffectRepeats a played spell's effect. Happens once a year.

EffectRestores 10 DEF to a card. A magic kiss, basically.

EffectDeals 8 damage. To the knee.

EffectA card attacks first this turn. It'll think later (never).

Effect+8 ATK and −4 DEF to a card. The Iop is happy.

EffectAll your cards get +2 DEF. Nobody wins the raffle, but it's raining.

EffectLook at the last 3 cards played. And cry a little.

EffectBoth players get +5 DEF. Nobody means it.

EffectEnemy cards lose 2 ATK. And 40 people leave the server.

EffectYour cards get +5 ATK and lose 5 DEF. Nobody has a voice left.

Effect−5 ATK to an enemy card. KEKW KEKW KEKW.

EffectRemove one of your cards: opponent loses 10 DEF. The controller didn't make it.

EffectCancels the next enemy spell. No, your "free coins" link won't get through.

BonusSmall Bet. "I bet small, it's just for fun."

BonusStepping Up. Fun just got serious.

BonusRigged Luck. Reroll a result. Nobody saw a thing.

BonusIncomplete. Draw a card on entering play. The ace of spades is missing.

BonusTicket. 1 in 10 chance to draw a card. 9 in 10 chance of nothing.

BonusShiny. Nothing special, but it's pretty. Not edible.

BonusHot Mic. +2 ATK to mascots. Everyone can hear you breathing.

BonusSpectator. Watches, comments, never plays.

BonusMore RGB. More RGB, more skill. It's science.

BonusRecall. Returns a card to your hand. Also, call your mom back.

BonusCozy. +2 DEF to Gobballs. They want their wool back.

BonusOpens the Way. Draw a unit. The door was open anyway.

BonusTrade. Swap a card from your hand. The kamas got blown on a Dragoturkey.

Bonusx2. Doubles another item's bonus. Only drops on dead spins.

BonusPre-Chewed. +2 ATK to dogs.

BonusFishing. Draw a unit. Usually an old boot.

BonusLucky Charm. Wins ties. Only works in demo mode.

BonusDing. +1 ATK to your symbols. Ding. Ding. Zip.

Passive21. If ATK + DEF make 21, she wins the round. She always has 20.

PassiveHeist. Steals 5 ATK from a card. Leaves a sorry note.

PassivePole Position. Attacks first. Never brakes.

PassiveVault. His DEF never drops below 30. Nor do his fees.

PassiveMoonlight. +5 DEF at night. Sleeps by day, like all of chat.

PassiveBloom. +5 ATK to a fairy. Allergic to pollen, ironically.

PassiveClub Smash. +10 ATK vs characters. Solves everything with a club.

PassiveLive Now. +3 ATK per Community card. “Not financial advice.”

PassiveBan Hammer. Removes an enemy common unit. Unpaid, obviously.

PassiveGuardian. On turn one, attacks target it first. Barks at the mailman.

PassiveCharge. +3 ATK per Gobball. Promoted because he had a helmet.

PassiveBite. +5 ATK vs units. Half dog, half kangaroo, 100% trouble.

PassiveJaws. +5 damage per attack. Big salesman grin.

PassiveMystery. Its ATK is revealed on attack (5 to 40). Spoiler: 5.

PassiveHowl. +3 ATK to your units. Also howls when the bonus won't hit.

PassiveFlight. Ignores its first target's DEF. Floats. Never works.

PassiveCascade. Plays again if it wins a fight. Goes “blop”.

PassiveBite. Steals 5 DEF. Vegan on weekends.

PassiveFull Moon. +10 ATK at night. Does yoga by day.

PassiveIllusion. Dodges the first attack. Or was that an illusion?

PassiveTickets, Please. The opponent loses 3 ATK. Nobody has a ticket.

EffectReplay a card's attack. Same result, but with hope.

EffectA card's ATK counts 1.5x. The x5 lands on a $0.20 spin.

EffectIf you've played 3 Scatters, go again. The third never lands.

EffectDeals 20 damage next turn. If he remembers why he's angry.

EffectDeals 8 damage to two cards. And the map.

EffectAll your cards attack this turn. The podium is rigged. Just kidding.

EffectOne card from each side faces off. The loser will blame luck.

EffectDraw 2 cards. All of chat clicks at once.

EffectA card about to lose gains +10 DEF. “That was almost a max win.”

BonusBig Bet. +2 ATK with another chip. “OK, just one more.”

BonusRed or Black. At random: +10 or −10 ATK. We don't talk about green.

BonusSpin. A small bonus each turn. Way too loud on the subway.

BonusExpanding. The bonus expands to a nearby card. The whole book is one symbol.

BonusSharp. +2 ATK vs plants. Evil Dandelions fear it.

BonusScream. +3 ATK to Community cards. Clips on every big win.

BonusRally. +1 ATK to all your cards. 412 members, 12 active.

PassiveEn Garde. Replays the round if it loses by less than 5. “Rematch!”

PassiveCollect. Takes half an allied unit's ATK. Collects everything. Even your sandwiches.

PassiveCelestial Sword. Deals 10 damage to two cards. Then forgets why.

PassiveUnshakable. Immune to the first spell. And the second, honestly.

PassiveGolden Shell. Reflects half the damage. Bling-bling.

PassiveMegaways. +1 ATK per card in play. Ate the doghouse.

PassiveCurse. −5 DEF to an enemy card each turn. No book, just bandages.

PassiveFull Steam. +5 ATK per carriage. Three hours late, but in neon.

EffectA card out of play comes back at random. The draw is provably fair. You still lost.

BonusSpin It. At random: +20 ATK, +20 DEF or zilch. Mostly zilch.

BonusBounce. The bonus lands on a random card. Always in the middle, on the x0.5.

BonusMinesweeper. +15 ATK, 1 in 4 chance to lose the card. You click anyway.

BonusSwiftness. The holder attacks first. Months of farming for that.

BonusGlyph. Blocks the first attack. The Feca is proud, let him be.

PassiveBest Friend. Attacks target him first. Gives you his paw, never the payout.

PassiveMadness. An enemy card attacks its own side. He's very calm. That's the scary part.

PassiveAll Aboard. All your units attack. The train still isn't leaving.

PassiveLabyrinth. +15 ATK on the first turn. Never finds the exit.

PassiveGiant Mystery. ATK revealed on attack (20 to 80). The teeth, though, are very real.

BonusGrows. +2 ATK per turn, no limit. Always hits someone else.

BonusObsidian. The highest rank. Nobody has it. Nobody.