Le_E's collection

PassiveNot Biting. +3 ATK every turn nothing happens. He's used to it.

PassiveThink? Never.. Attacks first. Never reads passives, not even his own.

PassiveNo Sneakers. Enemy units lose 3 ATK. Turned Chatty away twice.

PassiveBuy Feature. Skip a turn for +15 ATK. Bonus pays 2x. As always.

PassiveSpeedrun. Attacks twice if its ATK is the lowest. Overcompensating.

PassiveBzzz. +3 damage per attack. Unbearable at 3 AM.

PassiveSpores. −2 ATK to all enemy units. Do not eat.

PassiveTumble. Goes again if it wins its fight. It rarely does.

PassiveClingy. +2 DEF per dog in play. Ate the PC cable.

PassiveSplits. Leaves a 5/5 mini-slime on leaving play. Endless, like ads.

PassiveGlitter. +3 ATK to an ally card. The fairy dust is from a dollar store.

Effect+5 ATK to a card this turn. Less than the bet, but it flashes.

EffectYour cards attack on their own for 2 turns. You went to make pasta.

EffectLook at the last 3 cards played. And cry a little.

EffectBoth players get +5 DEF. Nobody means it.

Effect−5 ATK to an enemy card. KEKW KEKW KEKW.

EffectRemove one of your cards: opponent loses 10 DEF. The controller didn't make it.

BonusStepping Up. Fun just got serious.

BonusRigged Luck. Reroll a result. Nobody saw a thing.

BonusHot Mic. +2 ATK to mascots. Everyone can hear you breathing.

BonusMore RGB. More RGB, more skill. It's science.

BonusTraining. Beats nothing. Barely.

Bonusx2. Doubles another item's bonus. Only drops on dead spins.