Jow59's collection

PassiveJust One More. +5 DEF per turn. Said he was quitting three hours ago.

PassiveMyopic. +5 ATK vs units. Misses one in three: it's the lag.

PassiveSticky. Opponent loses 2 DEF. And a bit of dignity.

PassiveRoots. Can't be moved. Or reasoned with.

PassiveSpores. −2 ATK to all enemy units. Do not eat.

PassiveRock. Immune to spells on turn one. Immune to jokes, always.

PassiveNo Hugs. Attacker takes 3 damage back.

PassiveGlitter. +3 ATK to an ally card. The fairy dust is from a dollar store.

EffectYour cards attack on their own for 2 turns. You went to make pasta.

Effect+8 ATK and −4 DEF to a card. The Iop is happy.

Effect+3 ATK, +3 DEF to a card. See you tomorrow. And the day after.

EffectYour cards get +5 ATK and lose 5 DEF. Nobody has a voice left.

EffectCancels the next enemy spell. No, your "free coins" link won't get through.

BonusCozy. +2 DEF to Gobballs. They want their wool back.

BonusTrade. Swap a card from your hand. The kamas got blown on a Dragoturkey.

PassiveHeist. Steals 5 ATK from a card. Leaves a sorry note.

PassiveNo More Bets. Blocks enemy spells for a turn. Red hits 12 times, you bet black.

PassiveGuardian. On turn one, attacks target it first. Barks at the mailman.

PassiveBite. +5 ATK vs units. Half dog, half kangaroo, 100% trouble.

EffectSummon two 5/5 viewers. They type “first” and leave.

PassiveEclipse. Swaps two cards' ATK. With style.

PassiveGolden Shell. Reflects half the damage. Bling-bling.

PassiveBest Friend. Attacks target him first. Gives you his paw, never the payout.

PassiveWild Card. Copies a card's ATK and DEF. Laughs at your expense.