Jethro's collection

PassiveFirst Day. +3 DEF: no one dares yell at him.

PassiveThink? Never.. Attacks first. Never reads passives, not even his own.

PassiveHomemade Trap. The first attack on him loses 5 ATK. He falls in half the time.

PassivePremium Service. +3 DEF to the next card. Tipping is mandatory.

PassiveNo Sneakers. Enemy units lose 3 ATK. Turned Chatty away twice.

PassivePremium Wool. +3 DEF per Gobball in play. Alone, it's useless. Like a sock.

PassiveSpeedrun. Attacks twice if its ATK is the lowest. Overcompensating.

PassiveBzzz. +3 damage per attack. Unbearable at 3 AM.

PassiveSquad Up Too. +2 DEF per Piwi in play. Solo, it cries too.

PassiveNo Hugs. Attacker takes 3 damage back.

PassiveSmall Win. +1 ATK per cherry in play. Pays 0.2x the bet, but with a smile.

PassiveBack at Night. Comes back once with 5 ATK. Like your ex.

PassiveTractor Beam. Steals 3 DEF. Still can't milk a cow.

PassiveCoupling. +3 ATK per wagon in play. Always late.

PassiveSlow Mode. The opponent only attacks every other turn. Beep boop, no links.

EffectA card attacks twice but loses 5 DEF. Lose faster, sleep sooner.

EffectDeals 8 damage. To the knee.

EffectAn enemy card skips its next turn. Feels like Monday morning.

EffectAn enemy card can't attack for 1 turn. It can still sulk.

EffectEnemy attacks lose 5 ATK this turn. Type. More. Slowly.

EffectAll your cards get +2 DEF. Nobody wins the raffle, but it's raining.

EffectDraw a card. First to click wins, and it's never you.

EffectYour cards get +5 ATK and lose 5 DEF. Nobody has a voice left.

EffectRemove one of your cards: opponent loses 10 DEF. The controller didn't make it.

EffectCancels the next enemy spell. No, your "free coins" link won't get through.

BonusIncomplete. Draw a card on entering play. The ace of spades is missing.

BonusTicket. 1 in 10 chance to draw a card. 9 in 10 chance of nothing.

BonusBoost. +5 ATK for one turn. Your heart, less so.

BonusCozy. +2 DEF to Gobballs. They want their wool back.

BonusTrade. Swap a card from your hand. The kamas got blown on a Dragoturkey.

Bonusx2. Doubles another item's bonus. Only drops on dead spins.

BonusPre-Chewed. +2 ATK to dogs.

BonusAlmost Lucky. Reroll a failed draw. The fourth leaf fell off.

BonusDing. +1 ATK to your symbols. Ding. Ding. Zip.

PassiveMax Bet. Doubles its ATK, halves its DEF. “I'll win it all back next spin.”

Passive21. If ATK + DEF make 21, she wins the round. She always has 20.

PassiveVault. His DEF never drops below 30. Nor do his fees.

PassiveLive Now. +3 ATK per Community card. “Not financial advice.”

PassiveGuardian. On turn one, attacks target it first. Barks at the mailman.

PassiveBite. +5 ATK vs units. Half dog, half kangaroo, 100% trouble.

PassiveHowl. +3 ATK to your units. Also howls when the bonus won't hit.

PassiveIllusion. Dodges the first attack. Or was that an illusion?

EffectReplay a card's attack. Same result, but with hope.

EffectAll your cards attack this turn. The podium is rigged. Just kidding.

BonusBig Bet. +2 ATK with another chip. “OK, just one more.”

BonusExpanding. The bonus expands to a nearby card. The whole book is one symbol.

BonusGold Rank. +2 ATK to characters. Shiny, pays nothing.

BonusTreasure. Draw a card when it leaves play. The chest is empty, but pretty.

PassiveLucky Break. Wins every tie. Has no idea why.

PassiveLevel Up. +5 ATK and +5 DEF after a win. 8-bit music included.

PassiveWabbit King. +3 ATK per Wabbit. Cawwot tyrant.

PassiveMegaways. +1 ATK per card in play. Ate the doghouse.

PassiveFrenzy. +10 ATK when a card leaves play. Smells losses a mile away.

BonusHigh roller. +5 ATK to High Rollers. "Okay, one last spin."

BonusSwiftness. The holder attacks first. Months of farming for that.

BonusGold Edition. +3 ATK to mascots. Plated, not solid.

PassiveTwins. +10 ATK if Flora or Luna is in play. They fight over the remote.

PassiveRoots. Roots a card for 2 turns. Sad, but effective.