Jarod's collection

PassiveThink? Never.. Attacks first. Never reads passives, not even his own.

PassiveHomemade Trap. The first attack on him loses 5 ATK. He falls in half the time.

PassiveBrittle Bones. Comes back once with 10 DEF. Doesn't know he's dead.

PassiveGrowth Spurt. +1 ATK per turn. His parents say it's a phase.

EffectA card attacks twice but loses 5 DEF. Lose faster, sleep sooner.

EffectYour cards attack on their own for 2 turns. You went to make pasta.

EffectAn enemy card skips its next turn. Feels like Monday morning.

EffectYour cards get +5 ATK and lose 5 DEF. Nobody has a voice left.

Effect−5 ATK to an enemy card. KEKW KEKW KEKW.

BonusRigged Luck. Reroll a result. Nobody saw a thing.

BonusTicket. 1 in 10 chance to draw a card. 9 in 10 chance of nothing.

PassiveHeist. Steals 5 ATK from a card. Leaves a sorry note.

PassiveLive Now. +3 ATK per Community card. “Not financial advice.”

PassiveGuardian. On turn one, attacks target it first. Barks at the mailman.

PassiveCharge. +3 ATK per Gobball. Promoted because he had a helmet.

PassiveBite. +5 ATK vs units. Half dog, half kangaroo, 100% trouble.

Effect+10 ATK to a card. Super for who, exactly?

EffectReplay a card's attack. Same result, but with hope.

EffectThe opponent skips their next turn. Time is money (lost).

EffectSummon two 5/5 viewers. They type “first” and leave.

BonusExpanding. The bonus expands to a nearby card. The whole book is one symbol.

BonusScream. +3 ATK to Community cards. Clips on every big win.

PassiveLucky Break. Wins every tie. Has no idea why.

PassiveOld-Timer. +2 DEF per Community card. “Back in my day, bonuses paid.”

BonusCrimson Rage. +10 ATK each time its holder is hit. The more you hit, the happier he gets.