Jamanaaaaa's collection

PassiveBest Friend. Attacks target him first. Gives you his paw, never the payout.

PassiveWild Card. Copies a card's ATK and DEF. Laughs at your expense.

PassiveTwins. +10 ATK if Flora or Luna is in play. They fight over the remote.

PassiveThe House Wins. Wins ties and +5 DEF. Whose side is he on, exactly?

PassiveCount's Clock. The enemy skips every other turn. His clock runs 10 minutes fast, on purpose.

PassiveHidden Treasure. Draws one item a turn. Keeps it all. Lends nothing.

PassiveTentacles. Attacks three cards for 10 ATK. He's got arms to spare.

PassiveGreedy Pig. +20 DEF. Eats adventurers' kamas.

BonusDemon Sword. −2 DEF per turn: it talks too much. Never shuts up.

BonusGrows. +2 ATK per turn, no limit. Always hits someone else.

BonusObsidian. The highest rank. Nobody has it. Nobody.