Iss07's collection

PassiveFirst Day. +3 DEF: no one dares yell at him.

PassiveNot Biting. +3 ATK every turn nothing happens. He's used to it.

PassiveJust One More. +5 DEF per turn. Said he was quitting three hours ago.

PassiveCoffee. +1 ATK and +1 DEF per turn. Paid in Chatty Coins, so unpaid.

PassiveHomemade Trap. The first attack on him loses 5 ATK. He falls in half the time.

PassiveRoots. Can't be moved. Or reasoned with.

PassiveNibbler. Steals 2 ATK from a card. And a cawwot.

PassiveRock. Immune to spells on turn one. Immune to jokes, always.

PassiveBrittle Bones. Comes back once with 10 DEF. Doesn't know he's dead.

PassiveHidden Value. Random ATK from 5 to 25. Always 5.

PassiveBack at Night. Comes back once with 5 ATK. Like your ex.

PassiveTractor Beam. Steals 3 DEF. Still can't milk a cow.

PassiveInk. Enemy attacks miss half the time. The other half, he inked himself.

PassiveSplits. Leaves a 5/5 mini-slime on leaving play. Endless, like ads.

PassiveGlitter. +3 ATK to an ally card. The fairy dust is from a dollar store.

PassiveGrowth Spurt. +1 ATK per turn. His parents say it's a phase.

PassiveCoupling. +3 ATK per wagon in play. Always late.

PassiveSwarm. +1 ATK per Mini-Chatty in play. Who knows where they're from.

PassiveWinning Ticket. One in three chance to survive. Statistically: no.

PassiveSurprise. Reveal a card from the opponent's hand. It was socks.

PassiveSlow Mode. The opponent only attacks every other turn. Beep boop, no links.

EffectReplay your last card. Free, but you'll pay anyway.

EffectNothing happens. Truly nothing. Admire the void.

Effect+5 ATK to a card this turn. Less than the bet, but it flashes.

EffectYour weakest card gets +5 DEF. "Just 10 cents, for science."

EffectA card attacks twice but loses 5 DEF. Lose faster, sleep sooner.

EffectYour cards attack on their own for 2 turns. You went to make pasta.

EffectDeals 8 damage. To the knee.

EffectA card attacks first this turn. It'll think later (never).

EffectAn enemy card skips its next turn. Feels like Monday morning.

EffectEnemy attacks lose 5 ATK this turn. Type. More. Slowly.

Effect−5 ATK to an enemy card. KEKW KEKW KEKW.

BonusSmall Bet. "I bet small, it's just for fun."

BonusRigged Luck. Reroll a result. Nobody saw a thing.

BonusHot Mic. +2 ATK to mascots. Everyone can hear you breathing.

BonusBoost. +5 ATK for one turn. Your heart, less so.

BonusMore RGB. More RGB, more skill. It's science.

BonusLight. The bearer attacks first. The Piwi is in mourning.

BonusTraining. Beats nothing. Barely.

BonusTrade. Swap a card from your hand. The kamas got blown on a Dragoturkey.

Bonusx2. Doubles another item's bonus. Only drops on dead spins.

BonusPre-Chewed. +2 ATK to dogs.

BonusDing. +1 ATK to your symbols. Ding. Ding. Zip.

PassivePole Position. Attacks first. Never brakes.

PassiveMoonlight. +5 DEF at night. Sleeps by day, like all of chat.

PassiveBan Hammer. Removes an enemy common unit. Unpaid, obviously.

PassiveCharge. +3 ATK per Gobball. Promoted because he had a helmet.

PassiveWobbly. Absorbs the first attack. Blueberry flavor, allegedly.

PassiveMystery. Its ATK is revealed on attack (5 to 40). Spoiler: 5.

PassiveHerd. +2 ATK per allied unit. Still doesn't get Megaways.

PassiveGroove. +2 ATK per turn. Dances even when you lose.

PassiveEight Arms. Attacks two units. Could do eight, can't be bothered.

PassiveFull Moon. +10 ATK at night. Does yoga by day.

PassiveIllusion. Dodges the first attack. Or was that an illusion?

EffectReplay a card's attack. Same result, but with hope.

EffectDeals 20 damage next turn. If he remembers why he's angry.

EffectThe opponent skips their next turn. Time is money (lost).

EffectDraw 2 cards. All of chat clicks at once.

EffectSummon two 5/5 viewers. They type “first” and leave.

BonusExpanding. The bonus expands to a nearby card. The whole book is one symbol.

BonusSet Bonus. +3 ATK with the Gobball Headgear. Itchy.

BonusSharp. +2 ATK vs plants. Evil Dandelions fear it.

BonusGold Rank. +2 ATK to characters. Shiny, pays nothing.

BonusTreasure. Draw a card when it leaves play. The chest is empty, but pretty.

BonusFace Cam. Immune to traps. Everyone sees your bonus face.

PassivePlatinum. +5 to all stats while you lead. Wagered a house for this badge.

PassiveCatch of the Day. Takes half your fish's ATK. Never heard of catch and release.

PassiveBerserk. +3 ATK each time he's hit. He loves it, which is worrying.

PassiveCollect. Takes half an allied unit's ATK. Collects everything. Even your sandwiches.

PassiveHeads or Tails. Doubles or cancels one attack per turn. Biggest gambler in the World of Twelve.

PassiveGolden Shell. Reflects half the damage. Bling-bling.

EffectPay 20 DEF: draw 3 cards, keep the best. They're all duds.

EffectA card out of play comes back at random. The draw is provably fair. You still lost.

EffectRemoves an enemy card of rare or lower. Reason: "vibes".

BonusMinesweeper. +15 ATK, 1 in 4 chance to lose the card. You click anyway.

BonusVitality. +10 DEF to the holder. Green as you after a dead spin.

EffectA card's ATK is doubled. The x100 landed on a $0.00 spin.