Auction house

PassiveSeen at 3:12 AM. Can't be targeted on turn one. Nobody knows he's there.

PassiveMyopic. +5 ATK vs units. Misses one in three: it's the lag.

PassiveBuy Feature. Skip a turn for +15 ATK. Bonus pays 2x. As always.

PassiveGlitter. +3 ATK to an ally card. The fairy dust is from a dollar store.

PassiveSlow Mode. The opponent only attacks every other turn. Beep boop, no links.

EffectYour cards attack on their own for 2 turns. You went to make pasta.

PassiveClingy. +2 DEF per dog in play. Ate the PC cable.

PassiveWinning Ticket. One in three chance to survive. Statistically: no.

PassiveFull Moon. +10 ATK at night. Does yoga by day.