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PasifJust One More. +5 DEF per turn. Said he was quitting three hours ago.

PasifMyopic. +5 ATK vs units. Misses one in three: it's the lag.

PasifHealing Word (beta). Restores 5 DEF to an ally. Sometimes the wrong one.

PasifPremium Service. +3 DEF to the next card. Tipping is mandatory.

PasifPremium Wool. +3 DEF per Gobball in play. Alone, it's useless. Like a sock.

PasifRoots. Can't be moved. Or reasoned with.

PasifWeb. Target unit can't attack next turn: it's stuck in its notifs.

PasifRock. Immune to spells on turn one. Immune to jokes, always.

PasifBrittle Bones. Comes back once with 10 DEF. Doesn't know he's dead.

PasifTumble. Goes again if it wins its fight. It rarely does.

PasifClingy. +2 DEF per dog in play. Ate the PC cable.

PasifBack at Night. Comes back once with 5 ATK. Like your ex.

PasifTractor Beam. Steals 3 DEF. Still can't milk a cow.

PasifInk. Enemy attacks miss half the time. The other half, he inked himself.

PasifSpam. The opponent loses 2 DEF per turn. He's still mid-sentence.

PasifWinning Ticket. One in three chance to survive. Statistically: no.

PasifSlow Mode. The opponent only attacks every other turn. Beep boop, no links.

EtkiReplay your last card. Free, but you'll pay anyway.

EtkiYour weakest card gets +5 DEF. "Just 10 cents, for science."

EtkiAll your cards get +2 DEF. Nobody wins the raffle, but it's raining.

EtkiLook at the last 3 cards played. And cry a little.

BonusSmall Bet. "I bet small, it's just for fun."

BonusIncomplete. Draw a card on entering play. The ace of spades is missing.

BonusRecall. Returns a card to your hand. Also, call your mom back.

BonusCozy. +2 DEF to Gobballs. They want their wool back.

BonusTraining. Beats nothing. Barely.

BonusOpens the Way. Draw a unit. The door was open anyway.

BonusAlmost Lucky. Reroll a failed draw. The fourth leaf fell off.