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PasifFirst Day. +3 DEF: no one dares yell at him.

PasifTilt. +10 ATK, −10 DEF, and it's the RNG's fault.

PasifJust One More. +5 DEF per turn. Said he was quitting three hours ago.

PasifSeen at 3:12 AM. Can't be targeted on turn one. Nobody knows he's there.

PasifCoffee. +1 ATK and +1 DEF per turn. Paid in Chatty Coins, so unpaid.

PasifHealing Word (beta). Restores 5 DEF to an ally. Sometimes the wrong one.

PasifHomemade Trap. The first attack on him loses 5 ATK. He falls in half the time.

PasifDrinks on Me. +2 ATK to your characters. They'll regret it tomorrow.

PasifBuy Feature. Skip a turn for +15 ATK. Bonus pays 2x. As always.

PasifTeen Angst. +2 ATK vs Gobballs. Doesn't want to end up like his dad.

PasifSpeedrun. Attacks twice if its ATK is the lowest. Overcompensating.

PasifSticky. Opponent loses 2 DEF. And a bit of dignity.

PasifBzzz. +3 damage per attack. Unbearable at 3 AM.

PasifSquad Up. +2 ATK per Piwi in play. Solo, it cries.

PasifShell. +5 DEF on turn one. Then it panics.

PasifBrittle Bones. Comes back once with 10 DEF. Doesn't know he's dead.

PasifNo Hugs. Attacker takes 3 damage back.

PasifClingy. +2 DEF per dog in play. Ate the PC cable.

PasifHidden Value. Random ATK from 5 to 25. Always 5.

PasifChaos. Swaps its ATK and DEF. Without warning.

PasifBack at Night. Comes back once with 5 ATK. Like your ex.

PasifCosmic Milk. +3 DEF to your units. Abducted 14 times, doesn't care.

PasifTractor Beam. Steals 3 DEF. Still can't milk a cow.

PasifKaboom. Deals 5 damage when it leaves play. Do not chew.

PasifGlitter. +3 ATK to an ally card. The fairy dust is from a dollar store.

PasifGrowth Spurt. +1 ATK per turn. His parents say it's a phase.

PasifSwarm. +1 ATK per Mini-Chatty in play. Who knows where they're from.

PasifWinning Ticket. One in three chance to survive. Statistically: no.

PasifSurprise. Reveal a card from the opponent's hand. It was socks.

EtkiReplay your last card. Free, but you'll pay anyway.

EtkiYour weakest card gets +5 DEF. "Just 10 cents, for science."

EtkiA card attacks twice but loses 5 DEF. Lose faster, sleep sooner.

EtkiYour cards attack on their own for 2 turns. You went to make pasta.

EtkiDeals 8 damage. To the knee.

EtkiAn enemy card can't attack for 1 turn. It can still sulk.

EtkiEnemy attacks lose 5 ATK this turn. Type. More. Slowly.

EtkiAll your cards get +2 DEF. Nobody wins the raffle, but it's raining.

EtkiYour cards get +5 ATK and lose 5 DEF. Nobody has a voice left.

Etki−5 ATK to an enemy card. KEKW KEKW KEKW.

BonusRigged Luck. Reroll a result. Nobody saw a thing.

BonusBoost. +5 ATK for one turn. Your heart, less so.

BonusComfort. Costs more than your desk.

BonusNourishing. Restores 3 DEF per turn. Rock hard since 2004.

BonusRecall. Returns a card to your hand. Also, call your mom back.

BonusTraining. Beats nothing. Barely.

BonusTrade. Swap a card from your hand. The kamas got blown on a Dragoturkey.

BonusPre-Chewed. +2 ATK to dogs.

BonusFishing. Draw a unit. Usually an old boot.

BonusAlmost Lucky. Reroll a failed draw. The fourth leaf fell off.

BonusThree in a Row. +5 ATK if you have three. You have two. Always two.