Coleção de iceroro

PassivaFirst Day. +3 DEF: no one dares yell at him.

PassivaTilt. +10 ATK, −10 DEF, and it's the RNG's fault.

PassivaJust One More. +5 DEF per turn. Said he was quitting three hours ago.

PassivaSeen at 3:12 AM. Can't be targeted on turn one. Nobody knows he's there.

PassivaCoffee. +1 ATK and +1 DEF per turn. Paid in Chatty Coins, so unpaid.

PassivaHealing Word (beta). Restores 5 DEF to an ally. Sometimes the wrong one.

PassivaHomemade Trap. The first attack on him loses 5 ATK. He falls in half the time.

PassivaDrinks on Me. +2 ATK to your characters. They'll regret it tomorrow.

PassivaBuy Feature. Skip a turn for +15 ATK. Bonus pays 2x. As always.

PassivaTeen Angst. +2 ATK vs Gobballs. Doesn't want to end up like his dad.

PassivaSpeedrun. Attacks twice if its ATK is the lowest. Overcompensating.

PassivaSticky. Opponent loses 2 DEF. And a bit of dignity.

PassivaBzzz. +3 damage per attack. Unbearable at 3 AM.

PassivaSquad Up. +2 ATK per Piwi in play. Solo, it cries.

PassivaShell. +5 DEF on turn one. Then it panics.

PassivaBrittle Bones. Comes back once with 10 DEF. Doesn't know he's dead.

PassivaNo Hugs. Attacker takes 3 damage back.

PassivaClingy. +2 DEF per dog in play. Ate the PC cable.

PassivaHidden Value. Random ATK from 5 to 25. Always 5.

PassivaChaos. Swaps its ATK and DEF. Without warning.

PassivaBack at Night. Comes back once with 5 ATK. Like your ex.

PassivaCosmic Milk. +3 DEF to your units. Abducted 14 times, doesn't care.

PassivaTractor Beam. Steals 3 DEF. Still can't milk a cow.

PassivaKaboom. Deals 5 damage when it leaves play. Do not chew.

PassivaGlitter. +3 ATK to an ally card. The fairy dust is from a dollar store.

PassivaGrowth Spurt. +1 ATK per turn. His parents say it's a phase.

PassivaSwarm. +1 ATK per Mini-Chatty in play. Who knows where they're from.

PassivaWinning Ticket. One in three chance to survive. Statistically: no.

PassivaSurprise. Reveal a card from the opponent's hand. It was socks.

EfeitoReplay your last card. Free, but you'll pay anyway.

EfeitoYour weakest card gets +5 DEF. "Just 10 cents, for science."

EfeitoA card attacks twice but loses 5 DEF. Lose faster, sleep sooner.

EfeitoYour cards attack on their own for 2 turns. You went to make pasta.

EfeitoDeals 8 damage. To the knee.

EfeitoAn enemy card can't attack for 1 turn. It can still sulk.

EfeitoEnemy attacks lose 5 ATK this turn. Type. More. Slowly.

EfeitoAll your cards get +2 DEF. Nobody wins the raffle, but it's raining.

EfeitoYour cards get +5 ATK and lose 5 DEF. Nobody has a voice left.

Efeito−5 ATK to an enemy card. KEKW KEKW KEKW.

BônusRigged Luck. Reroll a result. Nobody saw a thing.

BônusBoost. +5 ATK for one turn. Your heart, less so.

BônusComfort. Costs more than your desk.

BônusNourishing. Restores 3 DEF per turn. Rock hard since 2004.

BônusRecall. Returns a card to your hand. Also, call your mom back.

BônusTraining. Beats nothing. Barely.

BônusTrade. Swap a card from your hand. The kamas got blown on a Dragoturkey.

BônusPre-Chewed. +2 ATK to dogs.

BônusFishing. Draw a unit. Usually an old boot.

BônusAlmost Lucky. Reroll a failed draw. The fourth leaf fell off.

BônusThree in a Row. +5 ATK if you have three. You have two. Always two.