Coleção de Mvp

PassivaNot Biting. +3 ATK every turn nothing happens. He's used to it.

PassivaTilt. +10 ATK, −10 DEF, and it's the RNG's fault.

PassivaJust One More. +5 DEF per turn. Said he was quitting three hours ago.

PassivaCoffee. +1 ATK and +1 DEF per turn. Paid in Chatty Coins, so unpaid.

PassivaThink? Never.. Attacks first. Never reads passives, not even his own.

PassivaMyopic. +5 ATK vs units. Misses one in three: it's the lag.

PassivaHealing Word (beta). Restores 5 DEF to an ally. Sometimes the wrong one.

PassivaNo Sneakers. Enemy units lose 3 ATK. Turned Chatty away twice.

PassivaNight Session. +5 ATK from midnight to 6 AM. No one sleeps on this Discord.

PassivaTeen Angst. +2 ATK vs Gobballs. Doesn't want to end up like his dad.

PassivaSticky. Opponent loses 2 DEF. And a bit of dignity.

PassivaRoots. Can't be moved. Or reasoned with.

PassivaWeb. Target unit can't attack next turn: it's stuck in its notifs.

PassivaBzzz. +3 damage per attack. Unbearable at 3 AM.

PassivaSquad Up Too. +2 DEF per Piwi in play. Solo, it cries too.

PassivaShell. +5 DEF on turn one. Then it panics.

PassivaRock. Immune to spells on turn one. Immune to jokes, always.

PassivaBrittle Bones. Comes back once with 10 DEF. Doesn't know he's dead.

PassivaNo Hugs. Attacker takes 3 damage back.

PassivaSmall Win. +1 ATK per cherry in play. Pays 0.2x the bet, but with a smile.

PassivaHidden Value. Random ATK from 5 to 25. Always 5.

PassivaChaos. Swaps its ATK and DEF. Without warning.

PassivaBack at Night. Comes back once with 5 ATK. Like your ex.

PassivaKaboom. Deals 5 damage when it leaves play. Do not chew.

PassivaSplits. Leaves a 5/5 mini-slime on leaving play. Endless, like ads.

PassivaSwarm. +1 ATK per Mini-Chatty in play. Who knows where they're from.

PassivaWinning Ticket. One in three chance to survive. Statistically: no.

PassivaSurprise. Reveal a card from the opponent's hand. It was socks.

EfeitoReplay your last card. Free, but you'll pay anyway.

EfeitoDiscard a card, draw one. Everything drops, except the wins.

Efeito+5 ATK to a card this turn. Less than the bet, but it flashes.

EfeitoYour weakest card gets +5 DEF. "Just 10 cents, for science."

EfeitoA card attacks twice but loses 5 DEF. Lose faster, sleep sooner.

EfeitoYour cards attack on their own for 2 turns. You went to make pasta.

EfeitoRepeats a played spell's effect. Happens once a year.

EfeitoRestores 10 DEF to a card. A magic kiss, basically.

EfeitoDeals 8 damage. To the knee.

EfeitoA card attacks first this turn. It'll think later (never).

EfeitoAn enemy card can't attack for 1 turn. It can still sulk.

EfeitoDraw a card. First to click wins, and it's never you.

EfeitoLook at the last 3 cards played. And cry a little.

EfeitoBoth players get +5 DEF. Nobody means it.

EfeitoYour cards get +5 ATK and lose 5 DEF. Nobody has a voice left.

EfeitoRemove one of your cards: opponent loses 10 DEF. The controller didn't make it.

EfeitoCancels the next enemy spell. No, your "free coins" link won't get through.

BônusStepping Up. Fun just got serious.

BônusIncomplete. Draw a card on entering play. The ace of spades is missing.

BônusTicket. 1 in 10 chance to draw a card. 9 in 10 chance of nothing.

BônusShiny. Nothing special, but it's pretty. Not edible.

BônusHot Mic. +2 ATK to mascots. Everyone can hear you breathing.

BônusBoost. +5 ATK for one turn. Your heart, less so.

BônusNourishing. Restores 3 DEF per turn. Rock hard since 2004.

BônusRecall. Returns a card to your hand. Also, call your mom back.

BônusCozy. +2 DEF to Gobballs. They want their wool back.

BônusLight. The bearer attacks first. The Piwi is in mourning.

BônusOpens the Way. Draw a unit. The door was open anyway.

BônusTrade. Swap a card from your hand. The kamas got blown on a Dragoturkey.

BônusPre-Chewed. +2 ATK to dogs.

BônusLucky Charm. Wins ties. Only works in demo mode.

BônusAlmost Lucky. Reroll a failed draw. The fourth leaf fell off.