Yumelya's collection

PassiveTilt. +10 ATK, −10 DEF, and it's the RNG's fault.

PassiveCoffee. +1 ATK and +1 DEF per turn. Paid in Chatty Coins, so unpaid.

PassiveHealing Word (beta). Restores 5 DEF to an ally. Sometimes the wrong one.

PassiveHomemade Trap. The first attack on him loses 5 ATK. He falls in half the time.

PassiveNo Sneakers. Enemy units lose 3 ATK. Turned Chatty away twice.

PassiveWeb. Target unit can't attack next turn: it's stuck in its notifs.

PassiveNo Hugs. Attacker takes 3 damage back.

PassiveSmall Win. +1 ATK per cherry in play. Pays 0.2x the bet, but with a smile.

PassiveClingy. +2 DEF per dog in play. Ate the PC cable.

PassiveSurprise. Reveal a card from the opponent's hand. It was socks.

PassiveEmote Spam. −2 ATK to an enemy card. Coos in emotes.

EffectReplay your last card. Free, but you'll pay anyway.

Effect+5 ATK to a card this turn. Less than the bet, but it flashes.

EffectDeals 8 damage. To the knee.

EffectA card attacks first this turn. It'll think later (never).

EffectDraw a card. First to click wins, and it's never you.

EffectEnemy cards lose 2 ATK. And 40 people leave the server.

Effect−5 ATK to an enemy card. KEKW KEKW KEKW.

EffectRemove one of your cards: opponent loses 10 DEF. The controller didn't make it.

BonusTicket. 1 in 10 chance to draw a card. 9 in 10 chance of nothing.

BonusComfort. Costs more than your desk.

BonusCozy. +2 DEF to Gobballs. They want their wool back.

Bonusx2. Doubles another item's bonus. Only drops on dead spins.

BonusPre-Chewed. +2 ATK to dogs.

BonusDing. +1 ATK to your symbols. Ding. Ding. Zip.

BonusThree in a Row. +5 ATK if you have three. You have two. Always two.