DoublePoney's collection

PassiveNot Biting. +3 ATK every turn nothing happens. He's used to it.

PassiveTilt. +10 ATK, −10 DEF, and it's the RNG's fault.

PassiveSeen at 3:12 AM. Can't be targeted on turn one. Nobody knows he's there.

PassiveCoffee. +1 ATK and +1 DEF per turn. Paid in Chatty Coins, so unpaid.

PassiveHealing Word (beta). Restores 5 DEF to an ally. Sometimes the wrong one.

PassiveHomemade Trap. The first attack on him loses 5 ATK. He falls in half the time.

PassivePremium Service. +3 DEF to the next card. Tipping is mandatory.

PassiveNo Sneakers. Enemy units lose 3 ATK. Turned Chatty away twice.

PassivePremium Wool. +3 DEF per Gobball in play. Alone, it's useless. Like a sock.

PassiveSticky. Opponent loses 2 DEF. And a bit of dignity.

PassiveSquad Up. +2 ATK per Piwi in play. Solo, it cries.

PassiveBack at Night. Comes back once with 5 ATK. Like your ex.

PassiveTractor Beam. Steals 3 DEF. Still can't milk a cow.

PassiveInk. Enemy attacks miss half the time. The other half, he inked himself.

PassiveGrowth Spurt. +1 ATK per turn. His parents say it's a phase.

EffectNothing happens. Truly nothing. Admire the void.

EffectRepeats a played spell's effect. Happens once a year.

EffectDeals 8 damage. To the knee.

EffectA card attacks first this turn. It'll think later (never).

EffectAn enemy card skips its next turn. Feels like Monday morning.

EffectLook at the last 3 cards played. And cry a little.

EffectRemove one of your cards: opponent loses 10 DEF. The controller didn't make it.

BonusSmall Bet. "I bet small, it's just for fun."

BonusRigged Luck. Reroll a result. Nobody saw a thing.

BonusBoost. +5 ATK for one turn. Your heart, less so.

BonusComfort. Costs more than your desk.

BonusCozy. +2 DEF to Gobballs. They want their wool back.

BonusTrade. Swap a card from your hand. The kamas got blown on a Dragoturkey.

BonusPre-Chewed. +2 ATK to dogs.

BonusLucky Charm. Wins ties. Only works in demo mode.

BonusAlmost Lucky. Reroll a failed draw. The fourth leaf fell off.

PassivePole Position. Attacks first. Never brakes.

PassiveVault. His DEF never drops below 30. Nor do his fees.

PassiveClub Smash. +10 ATK vs characters. Solves everything with a club.

PassiveBan Hammer. Removes an enemy common unit. Unpaid, obviously.

PassiveGuardian. On turn one, attacks target it first. Barks at the mailman.

PassiveDeep Roots. +10 DEF when it doesn't move. It never moves.

PassiveEight Arms. Attacks two units. Could do eight, can't be bothered.

PassiveQuest. +5 ATK if holding an item. 8 bits, 0 fear.

PassiveTickets, Please. The opponent loses 3 ATK. Nobody has a ticket.

EffectPay 10 DEF: draw 2 cards. The bonus pays 0.5x. Classic.

EffectReplay a card's attack. Same result, but with hope.

EffectDeals 20 damage next turn. If he remembers why he's angry.

EffectAll your cards attack this turn. The podium is rigged. Just kidding.

BonusSet Bonus. +3 ATK with the Gobball Headgear. Itchy.

BonusScream. +3 ATK to Community cards. Clips on every big win.

BonusFace Cam. Immune to traps. Everyone sees your bonus face.

BonusRally. +1 ATK to all your cards. 412 members, 12 active.

PassiveWabbit King. +3 ATK per Wabbit. Cawwot tyrant.

PassiveGiant. Splits into three 10/10s on leaving play. Goes “BLOP”, loudly.

PassiveTsunami. −5 ATK to all enemy units. Gets everyone wet.

EffectYour strongest card doubles its ATK this turn. Demo mode only.

EffectPay 20 DEF: draw 3 cards, keep the best. They're all duds.

EffectRestores a card's full DEF. Good as new, almost.

EffectRemoves an enemy card of rare or lower. Reason: "vibes".

BonusBounce. The bonus lands on a random card. Always in the middle, on the x0.5.

BonusSwiftness. The holder attacks first. Months of farming for that.

PassiveHidden Treasure. Draws one item a turn. Keeps it all. Lends nothing.

PassiveGreedy Pig. +20 DEF. Eats adventurers' kamas.

EffectYour night cards get +10 ATK and +10 DEF. Someone switched off the sun.