DoublePoney's collection

PassiveNot Biting. +3 ATK every turn nothing happens. He's used to it.

PassiveSeen at 3:12 AM. Can't be targeted on turn one. Nobody knows he's there.

PassiveCoffee. +1 ATK and +1 DEF per turn. Paid in Chatty Coins, so unpaid.

PassiveHealing Word (beta). Restores 5 DEF to an ally. Sometimes the wrong one.

PassiveHomemade Trap. The first attack on him loses 5 ATK. He falls in half the time.

PassivePremium Service. +3 DEF to the next card. Tipping is mandatory.

PassiveBack at Night. Comes back once with 5 ATK. Like your ex.

PassiveTractor Beam. Steals 3 DEF. Still can't milk a cow.

PassiveInk. Enemy attacks miss half the time. The other half, he inked himself.

EffectDeals 8 damage. To the knee.

EffectA card attacks first this turn. It'll think later (never).

EffectLook at the last 3 cards played. And cry a little.

EffectRemove one of your cards: opponent loses 10 DEF. The controller didn't make it.

BonusSmall Bet. "I bet small, it's just for fun."

BonusComfort. Costs more than your desk.

BonusCozy. +2 DEF to Gobballs. They want their wool back.

BonusTrade. Swap a card from your hand. The kamas got blown on a Dragoturkey.

BonusPre-Chewed. +2 ATK to dogs.

BonusAlmost Lucky. Reroll a failed draw. The fourth leaf fell off.

PassiveVault. His DEF never drops below 30. Nor do his fees.

PassiveClub Smash. +10 ATK vs characters. Solves everything with a club.

PassiveBan Hammer. Removes an enemy common unit. Unpaid, obviously.

PassiveGuardian. On turn one, attacks target it first. Barks at the mailman.

PassiveEight Arms. Attacks two units. Could do eight, can't be bothered.

PassiveQuest. +5 ATK if holding an item. 8 bits, 0 fear.

PassiveTickets, Please. The opponent loses 3 ATK. Nobody has a ticket.

EffectPay 10 DEF: draw 2 cards. The bonus pays 0.5x. Classic.

EffectReplay a card's attack. Same result, but with hope.

EffectDeals 20 damage next turn. If he remembers why he's angry.

EffectAll your cards attack this turn. The podium is rigged. Just kidding.

BonusSet Bonus. +3 ATK with the Gobball Headgear. Itchy.

BonusScream. +3 ATK to Community cards. Clips on every big win.

PassiveWabbit King. +3 ATK per Wabbit. Cawwot tyrant.

PassiveGiant. Splits into three 10/10s on leaving play. Goes “BLOP”, loudly.

PassiveTsunami. −5 ATK to all enemy units. Gets everyone wet.

EffectYour strongest card doubles its ATK this turn. Demo mode only.

EffectRestores a card's full DEF. Good as new, almost.

EffectRemoves an enemy card of rare or lower. Reason: "vibes".

BonusBounce. The bonus lands on a random card. Always in the middle, on the x0.5.

PassiveHidden Treasure. Draws one item a turn. Keeps it all. Lends nothing.

PassiveGreedy Pig. +20 DEF. Eats adventurers' kamas.

EffectYour night cards get +10 ATK and +10 DEF. Someone switched off the sun.