Chakou's collection

PassiveJust One More. +5 DEF per turn. Said he was quitting three hours ago.

PassiveDrinks on Me. +2 ATK to your characters. They'll regret it tomorrow.

PassiveNo Sneakers. Enemy units lose 3 ATK. Turned Chatty away twice.

PassiveTeen Angst. +2 ATK vs Gobballs. Doesn't want to end up like his dad.

PassiveRoots. Can't be moved. Or reasoned with.

PassiveSquad Up. +2 ATK per Piwi in play. Solo, it cries.

PassiveSquad Up Too. +2 DEF per Piwi in play. Solo, it cries too.

PassiveClingy. +2 DEF per dog in play. Ate the PC cable.

PassiveCosmic Milk. +3 DEF to your units. Abducted 14 times, doesn't care.

PassiveKaboom. Deals 5 damage when it leaves play. Do not chew.

PassiveGrowth Spurt. +1 ATK per turn. His parents say it's a phase.

PassiveWinning Ticket. One in three chance to survive. Statistically: no.

EffectNothing happens. Truly nothing. Admire the void.

Effect+5 ATK to a card this turn. Less than the bet, but it flashes.

EffectYour cards attack on their own for 2 turns. You went to make pasta.

EffectDeals 8 damage. To the knee.

EffectA card attacks first this turn. It'll think later (never).

EffectDraw a card. First to click wins, and it's never you.

BonusIncomplete. Draw a card on entering play. The ace of spades is missing.

BonusShiny. Nothing special, but it's pretty. Not edible.

BonusSpectator. Watches, comments, never plays.

BonusNourishing. Restores 3 DEF per turn. Rock hard since 2004.

BonusRecall. Returns a card to your hand. Also, call your mom back.

BonusThree in a Row. +5 ATK if you have three. You have two. Always two.

PassiveCharge. +3 ATK per Gobball. Promoted because he had a helmet.

PassiveHerd. +2 ATK per allied unit. Still doesn't get Megaways.

EffectA card's ATK counts 1.5x. The x5 lands on a $0.20 spin.

EffectA card about to lose gains +10 DEF. “That was almost a max win.”

BonusSet Bonus. +3 DEF with the Gobball Cape. Very 2004.

BonusScream. +3 ATK to Community cards. Clips on every big win.

PassiveWabbit King. +3 ATK per Wabbit. Cawwot tyrant.

EffectYour strongest card doubles its ATK this turn. Demo mode only.

EffectA card turns invisible for 2 turns. Just like your balance.

EffectRestores a card's full DEF. Good as new, almost.

PassiveUnderworld. Brings back a unit that left play. At war with Zeus over a multiplier.