B3N's collection

PassiveMyopic. +5 ATK vs units. Misses one in three: it's the lag.

PassiveSpores. −2 ATK to all enemy units. Do not eat.

PassiveHidden Value. Random ATK from 5 to 25. Always 5.

PassiveInk. Enemy attacks miss half the time. The other half, he inked himself.

PassiveGlitter. +3 ATK to an ally card. The fairy dust is from a dollar store.

PassiveSpam. The opponent loses 2 DEF per turn. He's still mid-sentence.

PassiveSlow Mode. The opponent only attacks every other turn. Beep boop, no links.

EffectNothing happens. Truly nothing. Admire the void.

EffectA card attacks twice but loses 5 DEF. Lose faster, sleep sooner.

EffectDraw a card. First to click wins, and it's never you.

EffectBoth players get +5 DEF. Nobody means it.

BonusRigged Luck. Reroll a result. Nobody saw a thing.

Bonusx2. Doubles another item's bonus. Only drops on dead spins.