Araxiie's collection

PassivePole Position. Attacks first. Never brakes.

PassiveMoonlight. +5 DEF at night. Sleeps by day, like all of chat.

PassiveWobbly. Absorbs the first attack. Blueberry flavor, allegedly.

PassiveMount. An allied card gets +5 ATK and attacks first. Costs a kidney to breed.

PassiveHowl. +3 ATK to your units. Also howls when the bonus won't hit.

PassiveEight Arms. Attacks two units. Could do eight, can't be bothered.

PassiveBite. Steals 5 DEF. Vegan on weekends.

PassiveIllusion. Dodges the first attack. Or was that an illusion?

EffectA card's ATK counts 1.5x. The x5 lands on a $0.20 spin.

EffectAll your cards attack this turn. The podium is rigged. Just kidding.

EffectSummon two 5/5 viewers. They type “first” and leave.

BonusSpin. A small bonus each turn. Way too loud on the subway.

BonusSharp. +2 ATK vs plants. Evil Dandelions fear it.

BonusScream. +3 ATK to Community cards. Clips on every big win.