Colección de SassaGwd

PasivaFirst Day. +3 DEF: no one dares yell at him.

PasivaNot Biting. +3 ATK every turn nothing happens. He's used to it.

PasivaTilt. +10 ATK, −10 DEF, and it's the RNG's fault.

PasivaJust One More. +5 DEF per turn. Said he was quitting three hours ago.

PasivaSeen at 3:12 AM. Can't be targeted on turn one. Nobody knows he's there.

PasivaCoffee. +1 ATK and +1 DEF per turn. Paid in Chatty Coins, so unpaid.

PasivaThink? Never.. Attacks first. Never reads passives, not even his own.

PasivaMyopic. +5 ATK vs units. Misses one in three: it's the lag.

PasivaHealing Word (beta). Restores 5 DEF to an ally. Sometimes the wrong one.

PasivaHomemade Trap. The first attack on him loses 5 ATK. He falls in half the time.

PasivaDrinks on Me. +2 ATK to your characters. They'll regret it tomorrow.

PasivaPremium Service. +3 DEF to the next card. Tipping is mandatory.

PasivaNo Sneakers. Enemy units lose 3 ATK. Turned Chatty away twice.

PasivaBuy Feature. Skip a turn for +15 ATK. Bonus pays 2x. As always.

PasivaNight Session. +5 ATK from midnight to 6 AM. No one sleeps on this Discord.

PasivaPremium Wool. +3 DEF per Gobball in play. Alone, it's useless. Like a sock.

PasivaTeen Angst. +2 ATK vs Gobballs. Doesn't want to end up like his dad.

PasivaSpeedrun. Attacks twice if its ATK is the lowest. Overcompensating.

PasivaSticky. Opponent loses 2 DEF. And a bit of dignity.

PasivaRoots. Can't be moved. Or reasoned with.

PasivaWeb. Target unit can't attack next turn: it's stuck in its notifs.

PasivaBzzz. +3 damage per attack. Unbearable at 3 AM.

PasivaSquad Up. +2 ATK per Piwi in play. Solo, it cries.

PasivaSquad Up Too. +2 DEF per Piwi in play. Solo, it cries too.

PasivaSpores. −2 ATK to all enemy units. Do not eat.

PasivaNibbler. Steals 2 ATK from a card. And a cawwot.

PasivaShell. +5 DEF on turn one. Then it panics.

PasivaRock. Immune to spells on turn one. Immune to jokes, always.

PasivaBrittle Bones. Comes back once with 10 DEF. Doesn't know he's dead.

PasivaNo Hugs. Attacker takes 3 damage back.

PasivaSmall Win. +1 ATK per cherry in play. Pays 0.2x the bet, but with a smile.

PasivaTumble. Goes again if it wins its fight. It rarely does.

PasivaClingy. +2 DEF per dog in play. Ate the PC cable.

PasivaHidden Value. Random ATK from 5 to 25. Always 5.

PasivaChaos. Swaps its ATK and DEF. Without warning.

PasivaBack at Night. Comes back once with 5 ATK. Like your ex.

PasivaCosmic Milk. +3 DEF to your units. Abducted 14 times, doesn't care.

PasivaTractor Beam. Steals 3 DEF. Still can't milk a cow.

PasivaInk. Enemy attacks miss half the time. The other half, he inked himself.

PasivaKaboom. Deals 5 damage when it leaves play. Do not chew.

PasivaSplits. Leaves a 5/5 mini-slime on leaving play. Endless, like ads.

PasivaGlitter. +3 ATK to an ally card. The fairy dust is from a dollar store.

PasivaGrowth Spurt. +1 ATK per turn. His parents say it's a phase.

PasivaCoupling. +3 ATK per wagon in play. Always late.

PasivaSwarm. +1 ATK per Mini-Chatty in play. Who knows where they're from.

PasivaSpam. The opponent loses 2 DEF per turn. He's still mid-sentence.

PasivaWinning Ticket. One in three chance to survive. Statistically: no.

PasivaSurprise. Reveal a card from the opponent's hand. It was socks.

PasivaEmote Spam. −2 ATK to an enemy card. Coos in emotes.

PasivaSlow Mode. The opponent only attacks every other turn. Beep boop, no links.

EfectoReplay your last card. Free, but you'll pay anyway.

EfectoDiscard a card, draw one. Everything drops, except the wins.

EfectoNothing happens. Truly nothing. Admire the void.

Efecto+5 ATK to a card this turn. Less than the bet, but it flashes.

EfectoYour weakest card gets +5 DEF. "Just 10 cents, for science."

EfectoA card attacks twice but loses 5 DEF. Lose faster, sleep sooner.

EfectoYour cards attack on their own for 2 turns. You went to make pasta.

EfectoRepeats a played spell's effect. Happens once a year.

EfectoRestores 10 DEF to a card. A magic kiss, basically.

EfectoDeals 8 damage. To the knee.

EfectoA card attacks first this turn. It'll think later (never).

EfectoAn enemy card skips its next turn. Feels like Monday morning.

Efecto+8 ATK and −4 DEF to a card. The Iop is happy.

EfectoAn enemy card can't attack for 1 turn. It can still sulk.

EfectoEnemy attacks lose 5 ATK this turn. Type. More. Slowly.

EfectoAll your cards get +2 DEF. Nobody wins the raffle, but it's raining.

EfectoDraw a card. First to click wins, and it's never you.

Efecto+3 ATK, +3 DEF to a card. See you tomorrow. And the day after.

EfectoLook at the last 3 cards played. And cry a little.

EfectoBoth players get +5 DEF. Nobody means it.

EfectoEnemy cards lose 2 ATK. And 40 people leave the server.

EfectoYour cards get +5 ATK and lose 5 DEF. Nobody has a voice left.

Efecto−5 ATK to an enemy card. KEKW KEKW KEKW.

EfectoRemove one of your cards: opponent loses 10 DEF. The controller didn't make it.

EfectoCancels the next enemy spell. No, your "free coins" link won't get through.

BonoSmall Bet. "I bet small, it's just for fun."

BonoStepping Up. Fun just got serious.

BonoRigged Luck. Reroll a result. Nobody saw a thing.

BonoIncomplete. Draw a card on entering play. The ace of spades is missing.

BonoTicket. 1 in 10 chance to draw a card. 9 in 10 chance of nothing.

BonoShiny. Nothing special, but it's pretty. Not edible.

BonoHot Mic. +2 ATK to mascots. Everyone can hear you breathing.

BonoSpectator. Watches, comments, never plays.

BonoBoost. +5 ATK for one turn. Your heart, less so.

BonoMore RGB. More RGB, more skill. It's science.

BonoComfort. Costs more than your desk.

BonoNourishing. Restores 3 DEF per turn. Rock hard since 2004.

BonoRecall. Returns a card to your hand. Also, call your mom back.

BonoCozy. +2 DEF to Gobballs. They want their wool back.

BonoLight. The bearer attacks first. The Piwi is in mourning.

BonoTraining. Beats nothing. Barely.

BonoOpens the Way. Draw a unit. The door was open anyway.

BonoTrade. Swap a card from your hand. The kamas got blown on a Dragoturkey.

Bonox2. Doubles another item's bonus. Only drops on dead spins.

BonoPre-Chewed. +2 ATK to dogs.

BonoFishing. Draw a unit. Usually an old boot.

BonoLucky Charm. Wins ties. Only works in demo mode.

BonoAlmost Lucky. Reroll a failed draw. The fourth leaf fell off.

BonoDing. +1 ATK to your symbols. Ding. Ding. Zip.

BonoThree in a Row. +5 ATK if you have three. You have two. Always two.