Colección de Leval49

PasivaJust One More. +5 DEF per turn. Said he was quitting three hours ago.

PasivaSeen at 3:12 AM. Can't be targeted on turn one. Nobody knows he's there.

PasivaCoffee. +1 ATK and +1 DEF per turn. Paid in Chatty Coins, so unpaid.

PasivaThink? Never.. Attacks first. Never reads passives, not even his own.

PasivaMyopic. +5 ATK vs units. Misses one in three: it's the lag.

PasivaHealing Word (beta). Restores 5 DEF to an ally. Sometimes the wrong one.

PasivaDrinks on Me. +2 ATK to your characters. They'll regret it tomorrow.

PasivaPremium Service. +3 DEF to the next card. Tipping is mandatory.

PasivaNo Sneakers. Enemy units lose 3 ATK. Turned Chatty away twice.

PasivaBuy Feature. Skip a turn for +15 ATK. Bonus pays 2x. As always.

PasivaPremium Wool. +3 DEF per Gobball in play. Alone, it's useless. Like a sock.

PasivaTeen Angst. +2 ATK vs Gobballs. Doesn't want to end up like his dad.

PasivaSpeedrun. Attacks twice if its ATK is the lowest. Overcompensating.

PasivaRoots. Can't be moved. Or reasoned with.

PasivaWeb. Target unit can't attack next turn: it's stuck in its notifs.

PasivaBzzz. +3 damage per attack. Unbearable at 3 AM.

PasivaSquad Up. +2 ATK per Piwi in play. Solo, it cries.

PasivaSquad Up Too. +2 DEF per Piwi in play. Solo, it cries too.

PasivaNo Hugs. Attacker takes 3 damage back.

PasivaSmall Win. +1 ATK per cherry in play. Pays 0.2x the bet, but with a smile.

PasivaTumble. Goes again if it wins its fight. It rarely does.

PasivaClingy. +2 DEF per dog in play. Ate the PC cable.

PasivaHidden Value. Random ATK from 5 to 25. Always 5.

PasivaBack at Night. Comes back once with 5 ATK. Like your ex.

PasivaCosmic Milk. +3 DEF to your units. Abducted 14 times, doesn't care.

PasivaTractor Beam. Steals 3 DEF. Still can't milk a cow.

PasivaGlitter. +3 ATK to an ally card. The fairy dust is from a dollar store.

PasivaGrowth Spurt. +1 ATK per turn. His parents say it's a phase.

PasivaSpam. The opponent loses 2 DEF per turn. He's still mid-sentence.

PasivaSurprise. Reveal a card from the opponent's hand. It was socks.

PasivaEmote Spam. −2 ATK to an enemy card. Coos in emotes.

PasivaSlow Mode. The opponent only attacks every other turn. Beep boop, no links.

EfectoReplay your last card. Free, but you'll pay anyway.

EfectoDiscard a card, draw one. Everything drops, except the wins.

EfectoYour weakest card gets +5 DEF. "Just 10 cents, for science."

EfectoA card attacks twice but loses 5 DEF. Lose faster, sleep sooner.

EfectoYour cards attack on their own for 2 turns. You went to make pasta.

EfectoRepeats a played spell's effect. Happens once a year.

EfectoRestores 10 DEF to a card. A magic kiss, basically.

EfectoA card attacks first this turn. It'll think later (never).

Efecto+8 ATK and −4 DEF to a card. The Iop is happy.

EfectoAn enemy card can't attack for 1 turn. It can still sulk.

EfectoEnemy attacks lose 5 ATK this turn. Type. More. Slowly.

Efecto+3 ATK, +3 DEF to a card. See you tomorrow. And the day after.

EfectoBoth players get +5 DEF. Nobody means it.

EfectoYour cards get +5 ATK and lose 5 DEF. Nobody has a voice left.

Efecto−5 ATK to an enemy card. KEKW KEKW KEKW.

EfectoRemove one of your cards: opponent loses 10 DEF. The controller didn't make it.

EfectoCancels the next enemy spell. No, your "free coins" link won't get through.

BonoSmall Bet. "I bet small, it's just for fun."

BonoStepping Up. Fun just got serious.

BonoRigged Luck. Reroll a result. Nobody saw a thing.

BonoIncomplete. Draw a card on entering play. The ace of spades is missing.

BonoTicket. 1 in 10 chance to draw a card. 9 in 10 chance of nothing.

BonoShiny. Nothing special, but it's pretty. Not edible.

BonoSpectator. Watches, comments, never plays.

BonoMore RGB. More RGB, more skill. It's science.

BonoNourishing. Restores 3 DEF per turn. Rock hard since 2004.

BonoLight. The bearer attacks first. The Piwi is in mourning.

BonoTraining. Beats nothing. Barely.

BonoOpens the Way. Draw a unit. The door was open anyway.

BonoTrade. Swap a card from your hand. The kamas got blown on a Dragoturkey.

BonoPre-Chewed. +2 ATK to dogs.

BonoFishing. Draw a unit. Usually an old boot.

BonoAlmost Lucky. Reroll a failed draw. The fourth leaf fell off.

BonoDing. +1 ATK to your symbols. Ding. Ding. Zip.