Zhalfir's collection

PassiveNot Biting. +3 ATK every turn nothing happens. He's used to it.

PassiveTilt. +10 ATK, −10 DEF, and it's the RNG's fault.

PassiveThink? Never.. Attacks first. Never reads passives, not even his own.

PassiveDrinks on Me. +2 ATK to your characters. They'll regret it tomorrow.

PassivePremium Wool. +3 DEF per Gobball in play. Alone, it's useless. Like a sock.

PassiveNo Hugs. Attacker takes 3 damage back.

PassiveInk. Enemy attacks miss half the time. The other half, he inked himself.

PassiveWinning Ticket. One in three chance to survive. Statistically: no.

EffectYour cards attack on their own for 2 turns. You went to make pasta.

EffectRestores 10 DEF to a card. A magic kiss, basically.

EffectYour cards get +5 ATK and lose 5 DEF. Nobody has a voice left.

Effect−5 ATK to an enemy card. KEKW KEKW KEKW.

BonusNourishing. Restores 3 DEF per turn. Rock hard since 2004.

BonusCozy. +2 DEF to Gobballs. They want their wool back.

BonusTrade. Swap a card from your hand. The kamas got blown on a Dragoturkey.

BonusLucky Charm. Wins ties. Only works in demo mode.