Warzing's collection

PassiveNot Biting. +3 ATK every turn nothing happens. He's used to it.

PassiveTilt. +10 ATK, −10 DEF, and it's the RNG's fault.

PassiveMyopic. +5 ATK vs units. Misses one in three: it's the lag.

PassiveHealing Word (beta). Restores 5 DEF to an ally. Sometimes the wrong one.

PassiveTeen Angst. +2 ATK vs Gobballs. Doesn't want to end up like his dad.

PassiveSticky. Opponent loses 2 DEF. And a bit of dignity.

PassiveBzzz. +3 damage per attack. Unbearable at 3 AM.

PassiveSmall Win. +1 ATK per cherry in play. Pays 0.2x the bet, but with a smile.

PassiveTumble. Goes again if it wins its fight. It rarely does.

EffectDiscard a card, draw one. Everything drops, except the wins.

EffectA card attacks twice but loses 5 DEF. Lose faster, sleep sooner.

EffectA card attacks first this turn. It'll think later (never).

EffectYour cards get +5 ATK and lose 5 DEF. Nobody has a voice left.

BonusIncomplete. Draw a card on entering play. The ace of spades is missing.

BonusSpectator. Watches, comments, never plays.

BonusRecall. Returns a card to your hand. Also, call your mom back.

BonusCozy. +2 DEF to Gobballs. They want their wool back.

BonusLight. The bearer attacks first. The Piwi is in mourning.

BonusAlmost Lucky. Reroll a failed draw. The fourth leaf fell off.

BonusThree in a Row. +5 ATK if you have three. You have two. Always two.