TonyLa's collection

PassiveTilt. +10 ATK, −10 DEF, and it's the RNG's fault.

PassiveMyopic. +5 ATK vs units. Misses one in three: it's the lag.

PassiveBzzz. +3 damage per attack. Unbearable at 3 AM.

PassiveNibbler. Steals 2 ATK from a card. And a cawwot.

PassiveCosmic Milk. +3 DEF to your units. Abducted 14 times, doesn't care.

PassiveInk. Enemy attacks miss half the time. The other half, he inked himself.

PassiveGrowth Spurt. +1 ATK per turn. His parents say it's a phase.

PassiveSurprise. Reveal a card from the opponent's hand. It was socks.

PassiveEmote Spam. −2 ATK to an enemy card. Coos in emotes.

EffectReplay your last card. Free, but you'll pay anyway.

EffectEnemy attacks lose 5 ATK this turn. Type. More. Slowly.

EffectCancels the next enemy spell. No, your "free coins" link won't get through.

BonusSmall Bet. "I bet small, it's just for fun."

BonusRigged Luck. Reroll a result. Nobody saw a thing.

BonusHot Mic. +2 ATK to mascots. Everyone can hear you breathing.

BonusMore RGB. More RGB, more skill. It's science.

BonusTraining. Beats nothing. Barely.

BonusFishing. Draw a unit. Usually an old boot.