Shane_777's collection

PassiveSeen at 3:12 AM. Can't be targeted on turn one. Nobody knows he's there.

PassiveHomemade Trap. The first attack on him loses 5 ATK. He falls in half the time.

PassivePremium Service. +3 DEF to the next card. Tipping is mandatory.

PassiveTeen Angst. +2 ATK vs Gobballs. Doesn't want to end up like his dad.

PassiveBzzz. +3 damage per attack. Unbearable at 3 AM.

PassiveSpores. −2 ATK to all enemy units. Do not eat.

PassiveRock. Immune to spells on turn one. Immune to jokes, always.

PassiveBrittle Bones. Comes back once with 10 DEF. Doesn't know he's dead.

PassiveTumble. Goes again if it wins its fight. It rarely does.

PassiveClingy. +2 DEF per dog in play. Ate the PC cable.

PassiveChaos. Swaps its ATK and DEF. Without warning.

PassiveCosmic Milk. +3 DEF to your units. Abducted 14 times, doesn't care.

PassiveTractor Beam. Steals 3 DEF. Still can't milk a cow.

PassiveSplits. Leaves a 5/5 mini-slime on leaving play. Endless, like ads.

PassiveSpam. The opponent loses 2 DEF per turn. He's still mid-sentence.

PassiveSurprise. Reveal a card from the opponent's hand. It was socks.

EffectYour weakest card gets +5 DEF. "Just 10 cents, for science."

EffectYour cards attack on their own for 2 turns. You went to make pasta.

EffectRepeats a played spell's effect. Happens once a year.

EffectRestores 10 DEF to a card. A magic kiss, basically.

Effect+8 ATK and −4 DEF to a card. The Iop is happy.

EffectAll your cards get +2 DEF. Nobody wins the raffle, but it's raining.

EffectDraw a card. First to click wins, and it's never you.

EffectBoth players get +5 DEF. Nobody means it.

BonusTicket. 1 in 10 chance to draw a card. 9 in 10 chance of nothing.

BonusNourishing. Restores 3 DEF per turn. Rock hard since 2004.

BonusTraining. Beats nothing. Barely.

BonusFishing. Draw a unit. Usually an old boot.

BonusThree in a Row. +5 ATK if you have three. You have two. Always two.