Shalamow's collection

PassivePremium Wool. +3 DEF per Gobball in play. Alone, it's useless. Like a sock.

PassiveSpeedrun. Attacks twice if its ATK is the lowest. Overcompensating.

PassiveSquad Up. +2 ATK per Piwi in play. Solo, it cries.

PassiveTumble. Goes again if it wins its fight. It rarely does.

PassiveChaos. Swaps its ATK and DEF. Without warning.

EffectCancels the next enemy spell. No, your "free coins" link won't get through.

BonusSmall Bet. "I bet small, it's just for fun."

BonusIncomplete. Draw a card on entering play. The ace of spades is missing.

BonusTicket. 1 in 10 chance to draw a card. 9 in 10 chance of nothing.

BonusShiny. Nothing special, but it's pretty. Not edible.

BonusLight. The bearer attacks first. The Piwi is in mourning.

BonusTraining. Beats nothing. Barely.

BonusPre-Chewed. +2 ATK to dogs.

BonusThree in a Row. +5 ATK if you have three. You have two. Always two.